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The New Wife

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech:

"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years".

"What do you mean my child?" Asked the father in law.

"What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law):

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and those who used to Clean should continue cleaning".

"Then what are you here for?" Asked the mother in law.

"As for me, my job is to entertain your son!"
 
The New Wife

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech:

"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years".

"What do you mean my child?" Asked the father in law.

"What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law):

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and those who used to Clean should continue cleaning".

"Then what are you here for?" Asked the mother in law.

"As for me, my job is to entertain your son!"

Entertain eh!
 
ek baar sardar jee ko kisi ne SMS kia: sender is cool and reader is fool
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Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :)
 
a computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions

student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.
 
Boy: Main tumko without touch kiya KISS karonga
Girl: Ya tu impossible hai
Boy: Lag gai 20 20 rupay ki ?
Girl: ok

Boy KISSED girl titely!

Girl: Tumnay tu mughay touch kia
Boy: Ya lo 20 rupay :rofl:
 
a computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions

student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.

Hilarious:lol: . Excellent.
 
Boy: Main tumko without touch kiya KISS karonga
Girl: Ya tu impossible hai
Boy: Lag gai 20 20 rupay ki ?
Girl: ok

Boy KISSED girl titely!

Girl: Tumnay tu mughay touch kia
Boy: Ya lo 20 rupay :rofl:


Niiiice technique.:P
 
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Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
 
aRz KiyA hAI

Uss nay haathoon per mehndi lagayee hui hai OhooooO
Hum nay uss ki doli sajayee hui hai AHAAA
Humhain pata tha woh bewafa niklay gi
Iss liyee hum nay uss ki choti behan bhi phasiyee hui hai wah wah ..
 
aRz KiyA hAI

Uss nay haathoon per mehndi lagayee hui hai OhooooO
Hum nay uss ki doli sajayee hui hai AHAAA
Humhain pata tha woh bewafa niklay gi
Iss liyee hum nay uss ki choti behan bhi phasiyee hui hai wah wah ..

:disagree: guys never change :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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