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QUOTE="jamahir, post: 8170130, member: 158857"]what's funny about this??[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure about Jammersat's joke either but I was a tour guide in that museum as part of ancillary
duties during my formation.
We passed time singing a modified classic :
M. De Turenne said to the Saumur folks that on their town had come new faces;
M. De Turenne said to the Portés Roues that facing them, none is able to resist.

Saumur, over a thousand years old ( 968 ) and forever the French Cavalry's pride ;
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Tay.
 
We passed time singing a modified classic :
M. De Turenne said to the Saumur folks that on their town had come new faces;
M. De Turenne said to the Portés Roues that facing them, none is able to resist.

two lines??

Saumur, over a thousand years old ( 968 ) and forever the French Cavalry's pride ;
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wow !! i like the 3d drawing at the top.

and i googled images for saumur... it looks a nice, sunny place.
 
No, more than two lines of course but the rest is uninteresting in this thread.
Plus it talks about us Cavalry Commandos / Portés Roues being chick magnets later in the song
because we carry more thunder than storms do ...which I think is not proper stuff for PDF.
But it does link to history also so one more line for you mate :
- And that tomorrow on all terrains, we'd be the modern age Knights!


That image is from the repository of pictorial memories called
Les Très Riches Heures du Duc De Berry. It's on display in Chantilly castle.

The helmet on azur field is the chest identifier for the ABC application school
and the circular one is the "generic" Cavalry's beret insignia.
When you finish classes in Saumur, the chest one is replaced by a regimental
version such as this one from another place where I served :
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There's also a promotion / graduation class insignia that I won't show for privacy reasons.

All Cavalry insignias are silver colour based, in contrast to standard gold of the Army ...
... because we're special! :yay:

They occupy the ground, we sweep over it!
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JK! Both are necessary to win and conquer of course!

I'll try to find old personal pics & post them in Whatever, Tay.
 
@mike2000 is back @Blue Marlin

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OMG! What a blunder!
Not only is that unfair treatment of prisoners and contrary to the Geneva Convention ...
but it is also violence against women forbidden in Islam and legal pet peeve in the West!!!

The poor lads driving that Tonka will be court-marshalled fer sure!
Do you have any idea what squadron they're from?

Tay.

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Don't understand the power of a common man.
 

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The Black Man's Prayer
A bunch of rich whites were on a huge cruise boat about to sink,
so they started looking at each other to find someone who could
pray for them, but none of them were suitable. So finally they see the
BLACK cleaner and ask him to pray for them.

He prays:

Lord when I wanted to cross the bridge at the station, it said:
“Whites only”

When I wanted to sit on the chair, it said:
“Whites only”

When I wanted to go to the toilet it said:
“Whites only"

When I tried to enter the front door of the post office it said:
“Whites only”

So Lord as this boat goes down, remember:
“Whites only”

Amen!
 
I thought Urwa was the decent Hocene sister but iski bhe phirki kharab hay
 
Teacher:2 Se 2 Nikalen To Kaya Bacha?

Student: Hum Ko Sawal Samajh Nahi Aya.

Teacher:Tumhare Paas Do Rotiyan Thi To Tum Ne

Dono Rotiya Kha Li To Ab Kaya Bacha?
Student: Sallan........:D
 
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