Man even i am Paindu and Punjabi , proud to be one...Having said that these paindos are so mehanti that you cant pull them over and many would force you to scratch your head.....The best thing is when ever i go to Punjab .. people say me OI Bahiye and here in Karachi Punjabi Paindu..
Once in an auditorium filled to max a guy says to me Oi Paindu.. and i was so totally offended that i shouted with all my strenth "Hann me Punjabi hoon, Haan me Paindu hu Jo Ukharna he Ukhar le " The guy immidiately came up to me in an appoligatic manner and said "array bahi hum to Mazak Kar rahay thay " Turns out the guy was a memon..and he sounded so funny...