This is an absurd thing to have written down, even talking hypothetically.
As for the rest of your jibes against France @AUz, it was most classless and unwarranted and I can understand why @Gabriel92 found it unacceptable. France has a remarkable martial tradition and they would give a bloody nose to any aggressor, the "jokes" about surrendering in WW2 are tired and ignorant. This entirely ignores the massive contribution of the French resistance to the success of the D-day and subsequent anti-Nazi operations that came at the cost of untold French lives.
You clearly aren't aware of historical fact or are indifferent to it.
If you're going to mock the French then why not mock the British too? They suffered a humiliating defeat in the early stages of WW2 and the British Expeditionary Force fled from Dunkirk in fishing and pleasure craft leaving behind almost all of the British Army's weaponry. It is all a matter of perception and for some reason this French surrendering joke has persisted which is entirely unfair in my opinion. The US has effectively surrendered numerous times but have simply packaged this as a "withdrawal/draw-down" (see Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan) and what of Pakistan? Do we need to open that wound?
France's Martial tradition ended with Napolean 2 centuries ago.
It's military record over the last 2 centuries has been abysmal.