ISI trained monkey caught in New Delhi.

[Patriot]

New Delhi: The New Delhi Police has released pictures of a monkey which it claims has been trained by the Pakistani intelligence agency, the ISI, to undertake missions which are difficult for human agents. New Delhi Police Chief, H.K. Gandphatrai congratulated the police on this occasion. According to police sources, the monkey Raju (name changed for security reasons) was trained for two years in a specialized training centre in the Pakistani city of Gujjar Khan before being sent accross the Line of Control.

In the last couple of years, a number of monkeys started to break into various offices of the Indian Government. Last year, a gang of monkeys were responsible for stealing classified files from the office of the Prime Minister. Earlier this year, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi was killed by a gang of monkeys. Police authorities said that they had thought the attacks were due to their Lord Hanuman being unhappy with them, but the arrest of Raju has given a whole new dimension to the cases. Authorities believe that Raju the monkey will provide them with critical leads to arrest the other members of his monkey gang.
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[Jihad]

Indian officer: "ARE YOU OPERATING IN NAME OF THE ISI!?, BOLO!"

ISI-Monkey: "OOH-OOH" "AH-AH"!

Indian officer: *hands banana to ISI monkey* "Will you confess now"?

ISI-Monkey: "OOHH AAH OOH AAHHHH!!" *scratches head*

 

[TOPGUN]

Hahaha lol!!

 

[slugger]

Funny how easily Pakistanis got swindled into believing this News.

What was essentially a parody was taken seriously by Pakistanis...gullible indeed you guys are

 

[Muradk]

I think these monkeys were also trained by ISI .

 

[Patriot]

Funny how easily Pakistanis got swindled into believing this News.

What was essentially a parody was taken seriously by Pakistanis...gullible indeed you guys are

You do realize i posted this in members club because i know it's parody(I would have posted this in Pakistan-India Crises if it was real)?Dude chill...it's just a joke.You don't have to be anti-pakistani all the time.

 

[Jihad]

Funny how easily Pakistanis got swindled into believing this News.

What was essentially a parody was taken seriously by Pakistanis...gullible indeed you guys are

Hell yes we're taking this serious!
Can you not judge that by our dead serious posts?!?

 

[Patriot]

I think these monkeys were also trained by ISI .

7UBo3jpiuhU[/media] - Girl kissing monkey without knowing

haha
ISI Rocks

 

[Salahadin]

wahooooo its was awesome saad at least we can see it hit the right spot bravooo

 

[Captain03]

lmao wtf
im from gujar khan

 

[Neo]

I think its a brilliant idea to use a trained monkey.
I mean who's gonna stop a monkey stealing anything in India?

 

[Najam Khan]

Earlier this year, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi was killed by a gang of monkeys. Police authorities said that they had thought the attacks were due to their Lord Hanuman being unhappy with them, but the arrest of Raju has given a whole new dimension to the cases.
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The Sardar Saheb jumped from his balcony and died...so blaming monkeys that they forced him to jump is insane.....

Iam curios to know who was the Lawyer from the accused party in this case

 

[tamir]

Damn!! ISI is good.
Top that CIA, Mossad, RAW, MI-6 etc. Eat your hearts out.

 

[Goodperson]

New Delhi: The New Delhi Police has released pictures of a monkey which it claims has been trained by the Pakistani intelligence agency, the ISI, to undertake missions which are difficult for human agents. New Delhi Police Chief, H.K. Gandphatrai congratulated the police on this occasion. According to police sources, the monkey Raju (name changed for security reasons) was trained for two years in a specialized training centre in the Pakistani city of Gujjar Khan before being sent accross the Line of Control.

In the last couple of years, a number of monkeys started to break into various offices of the Indian Government. Last year, a gang of monkeys were responsible for stealing classified files from the office of the Prime Minister. Earlier this year, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi was killed by a gang of monkeys. Police authorities said that they had thought the attacks were due to their Lord Hanuman being unhappy with them, but the arrest of Raju has given a whole new dimension to the cases. Authorities believe that Raju the monkey will provide them with critical leads to arrest the other members of his monkey gang

There is no source to this its amusing how even senior members responded to this.

 

[Kasrkin]

Oh come on, there is no need to be so pissed. It's just a laugh, is all. It's not like we Pakistanis think that Indians are actually gullible enough to believe crap like this 24/7 because their government tells them so to distract them from real domestic problems. Not at all...