Iranian Chill Thread

[Serpentine]

man didam ke yek seri az class haye bargh, va otagh e ostaad ha yek kam no navaar shodeh albatteh jeloye self e daneshgah ra ham neshoun midaad ke mesle hamoun ghablesh boud
Are, fekr konam ke zamaan e ma 2 ta dars ra mishod moareffi be ostad gereft. albatteh motma'en nistam.
nemitouni sabt e naam e arshad ra yek term be ta'khir bendaazi?
Oun ostaadaaye material ke hamashoun oghde i hastand. ostaadi ke ravaani nabaasheh, be zour peyda misheh. tou bargh, baaz ye 4 ta ostaad e aadam ham dasht.
haalaa, baz ba ostaad e sohbat kon, shaayad delesh soukht, va yek kaari kard. chaare ye dige ham albatteh nist.
saal e aakhar, aadam hamin tori shol misheh digeh. masalan man ke ta ghabl e saal e aakhar e daneshgah, tou omram nomre ye zir e 16 nadaashtam, saal e aakhar, yek nomre hayi gereftam ke fekr konam ke moaddel e kollam yek nomre kam shod.
fe'lan boro bebin misheh yek term arshad ra aghab endaakht, age nashod, boro ba ostad va amouzesh va inha, 24/7 sohbat kon. tahesh ham age nashod, fadaaye saret.

Ostade baraie inke dg kesi nare pishesh hamun ruz nomreha ro sabt kard tuie amoozesh az tarsesh. dg faidei nadare.

Arshad ro fek nemikonam beshe sabte nam kard chon baiad karshenasi tamum shode bashe. tanha chare ine ke beram amuzesh shaiad ye commission tashkil bedan baraie mavarede khas. morede moshabehe manam hast. dustam asan rotbash 20 shode tu arshad onam 2ta darso oftade, asan ye vaziati shode in terme akhari.

man daneshgah tehran mikhastam beram arshad. geraieshi ke mikhastam rotbe zire 30 mikhast baraie sharif ke naiovordam. albate badam nashod, daneshgah tehran az nazare emkanat kheili sar tare az sharif, badesham khaste shodam az mohite sharif, tavize daneshgah bad nist. moshkelesh inke ke age khastam PhD apply konam shaiad ye zare az daneshgah tehran sakht tar beshe nesbat be sharif vali man didam kasaie ke az elmo san'at ya esfahan va shiraz va ... behtarin jaha apply kardan.

anyway, felan haminam ruie havast, baiad montazer besham bebinam chi mishe. bad shansi + tanbali + ostade injuri=badbakhti
mamnun

 

[SOHEIL]

You're always welcome here my man!
I remember there was an Indian member who could understand Persian! Where did he go? @Esfand?



ما که اخر نفهمیدیم تو فازت چیه سهیل. پورن استار ها رو که بهتر از ما می شناسی. عکس های لختی مورد دار و تبلیغ کاندوم رو هم که دستی توش داری

Faz e 3 !

Yejor migi engar inja hame Ayatollah hastan !

Yani to ta hala esme hich chiz stari be goshet nakhorde ...

 

[rmi5]

Ostade baraie inke dg kesi nare pishesh hamun ruz nomreha ro sabt kard tuie amoozesh az tarsesh. dg faidei nadare.

Pas, in ostad e hameh chiz ra ham az ghabl hesaab karde.

Arshad ro fek nemikonam beshe sabte nam kard chon baiad karshenasi tamum shode bashe. tanha chare ine ke beram amuzesh shaiad ye commission tashkil bedan baraie mavarede khas. morede moshabehe manam hast. dustam asan rotbash 20 shode tu arshad onam 2ta darso oftade, asan ye vaziati shode in terme akhari.

faghat hesaabi boro va peygiresh baash, in amouzesh e sharif, aadam ra ravaani mikoneh ta yek kaar e saadeh ham bekhaad anjam bedeh. ta'tilaat e tabestounishoun ra ham ke ma'moulan 1-2 hafte hast ra ham mindaazan tou maah ramezoun.

man daneshgah tehran mikhastam beram arshad.

geraieshi ke mikhastam rotbe zire 30 mikhast baraie sharif ke naiovordam. albate badam nashod, daneshgah tehran az nazare emkanat kheili sar tare az sharif, badesham khaste shodam az mohite sharif, tavize daneshgah bad nist. moshkelesh inke ke age khastam PhD apply konam shaiad ye zare az daneshgah tehran sakht tar beshe nesbat be sharif vali man didam kasaie ke az elmo san'at ya esfahan va shiraz va ... behtarin jaha apply kardan.

Raasti, age movaafeghat nakonand, baayad dobaare baraaye arshad konkour bedi?

anyway, felan haminam ruie havast, baiad montazer besham bebinam chi mishe. bad shansi + tanbali + ostade injuri=badbakhti
mamnun

Irad nadaareh, ba'zi oghaat bad shansi ham hast digeh. ageh hamisheh hame chiz OK basheh ke zendegi dige haal nemideh, va khaste konande mishe

 

[SOHEIL]

Chert va pert nagou


to ham alaki sang e in hendiyaa ra be sineh nazan. man midounam ke ghablan in @SOHEIL migoft ke az in hendiyaa hemaayat konid dar baraabar e pakestani ha, vali in kaar eshtebaah hast. Bebin aziz, man inhaa ra khoub mishnaasam. hendihaa, touye rout behet mikhandan, vali motma'en baash ke tak takeshoun, be khaater e mosalmoun boudanet, va hamin tor be khaater e oun hame saali ke padeshah haye irani va turk zadand touye sareshoun, ba tak tak e selloul hashoun azat motenafferand. faghat baraaye inke in pakestani ha ra bechezounan, daaran azat estefaadeh mikonan. kollan havaaset be in mozou' basheh.

Man ham Daghighan goftam ke az hendiha so estefade konim !

 

[rmi5]

Man ham Daghighan goftam ke az hendiha so estefade konim !

Bale, vali in tacticet bar aks shod!!! ounhaa az ma(yani @haman10 ) sou-estefaade kardand va mikonand, na ma az ounhaa.

 

[Serpentine]

Pas, in ostad e hameh chiz ra ham az ghabl hesaab karde.

faghat hesaabi boro va peygiresh baash, in amouzesh e sharif, aadam ra ravaani mikoneh ta yek kaar e saadeh ham bekhaad anjam bedeh. ta'tilaat e tabestounishoun ra ham ke ma'moulan 1-2 hafte hast ra ham mindaazan tou maah ramezoun.



Raasti, age movaafeghat nakonand, baayad dobaare baraaye arshad konkour bedi?

Irad nadaareh, ba'zi oghaat bad shansi ham hast digeh. ageh hamisheh hame chiz OK basheh ke zendegi dige haal nemideh, va khaste konande mishe

are dg, bayad 2bare arshad bedam age nashe. in konkur ro 1.5 mah khub khundam faghat, vali kam bud vaghean va entezari ham nemiraft ke rotbe zire 30 biaram vaghti ke hame az tabestun shoru kardan (geraieshaie dg sharif ghabul mishodam vali dust nadashtam).

vali age hame chi dast be daste ham dad ke arshad naram, charei nist, mikhunam 2 bare. vali indafe faghat konkure nano ro midam ehtemalan. fek mikonam ghat'an betunam rotbe zire 5 biaram tuie nano. mishinam khub mikhunam hamin sharif miam nano mikhunam arshad, badesham age shod ph.d apply mikonam geraieshe morede alagham, composite.

 

[Militant Atheist]

Faz e 3 !

Yejor migi engar inja hame Ayatollah hastan !

Yani to ta hala esme hich chiz stari be goshet nakhorde ...

حقیقش من فکر کرده بودم تو واقعا آیت الله هستی

چرا منم می شناسم، چرا که نه!

 

[rmi5]

Faz e 3 !

Yejor migi engar inja hame Ayatollah hastan !

Yani to ta hala esme hich chiz stari be goshet nakhorde ...

man ke nemidounam che tor to hamzamaan rouzeh migiri va hamoun moghe' ham az in chiz ha harf mizani.
Ensaafan, yek seri chiz hayi ke migi ra na, ta haalaa nashnidim.

حقیقش من فکر کرده بودم تو واقعا آیت الله هستی

چرا منم می شناسم، چرا که نه!

in SOHEIL ke bishtar be in saheb haye bar ha mikhore ta ...

 

[Militant Atheist]

in SOHEIL ke bishtar be in saheb haye bar ha mikhore ta ...

بعد دیزاین هم می کنه تو اوقات فراغتش

 

[rmi5]

are dg, bayad 2bare arshad bedam age nashe. in konkur ro 1.5 mah khub khundam faghat, vali kam bud vaghean va entezari ham nemiraft ke rotbe zire 30 biaram vaghti ke hame az tabestun shoru kardan (geraieshaie dg sharif ghabul mishodam vali dust nadashtam).

vali age hame chi dast be daste ham dad ke arshad naram, charei nist, mikhunam 2 bare. vali indafe faghat konkure nano ro midam ehtemalan. fek mikonam ghat'an betunam rotbe zire 5 biaram tuie nano. mishinam khub mikhunam hamin sharif miam nano mikhunam arshad, badesham age shod ph.d apply mikonam geraieshe morede alagham, composite.

Are, raasti injouri ham ettefaaghan kheyli bad nist, khoub ham hast. mitouni in baar sharif , va tou oun reshte i ke mikhaay, ghaboul beshi. albatteh, be shart e inke dobaare tanbali nakoni, va in baar az hamoun moghe' ke vaz'iyatet moshakhkhas shod, shorou' koni be khoundan

 

[Militant Atheist]

@rmi5 دیدی این مهدی صادقدارو توی یوتیوب؟

 

[rmi5]

بعد دیزاین هم می کنه تو اوقات فراغتش

Are, imaginationesh ham ke aali hast. designer e khoubi misheh

@rmi5 دیدی این مهدی صادقدارو توی یوتیوب؟

na, in ra nadideh boudam

 

[New]

Ladies and gentlemen, and finally the Oscar prize for the best comment of the year goes to .................. Mr. @Serpentine for his admirable, fair and enlightening comment cited below;

man daneshgah tehran mikhastam beram arshad. geraieshi ke mikhastam rotbe zire 30 mikhast baraie sharif ke naiovordam. albate badam nashod, daneshgah tehran az nazare emkanat kheili sar tare az sharif, badesham khaste shodam az mohite sharif, tavize daneshgah bad nist.

Thanks Mr. @Serpentine and I think it's the time to tell Mr. @rmi5;
Please wake up and face the mere reality.

 

[rmi5]

Ladies and gentlemen, and finally the Oscar prize for the best comment of the year goes to .................. Mr. @Serpentine for his admirable, fair and enlightening comment cited below;


Thanks Mr. @Serpentine and I think it's the time to tell Mr. @rmi5;
Please wake up and face the mere reality.

Shoma daneshgah tehrani ha ham ke az wahabi ha bad tar hastid. montazerid yek sharifi yek chizi bege, va ba'd pirahan e osman konid.
in comentet, yek permanent ban daareh.

 

[New]

Shoma daneshgah tehrani ha ham ke az wahabi ha bad tar hastid. montazerid yek sharifi yek chizi bege, va ba'd pirahan e osman konid.
in comentet, yek permanent ban daareh.

Azize man in harfa chiye pirhane osman chiye dige, inja 2 ta sharifi dare 50 dar sadeshoon motaghedan ke UT behtare va emkanatesh bishtare, va oon 50 dar sade dige ham age taasobe daeshi vareshoon ro kenar bezaran oona ham be in haghighat motaref khahand shod.
baraye etelae omoom arz mikonam, farghe UT ba SUT mesle tafavote dabirestan pesaroone ba daneshgahe, ino az kasi beshnavid ke ye omr tajrobe dare.