Indian and Pakistani Police joke

[IndianSuperpower]

Once upon a time there was competition with Scotland yard, Indian and Pakistani police on one side and American police. They were asked to get a lion from the jungle.

Scotland yard went first and returned with a lion in 2 days. Every one appreciated them.

Then American police went and brought the lion in 1 days. Everyone was overwhelmed with their success.

Now the Indian and Pakistani police went on a joint operation. one day went by............. two days...... three days...... four days....... five days but no one returned

So a search party was formed and was asked to search for them.

As they entered they found out Indian and Pakistani police. They were beating the hell out of rabbit and saying "Kabool kar tu sher hai"

 

[SinoIndusFriendship]

Once upon a time there was competition with Scotland yard, Indian and Pakistani police on one side and American police. They were asked to get a lion from the jungle.

Scotland yard went first and returned with a lion in 2 days. Every one appreciated them.

Then American police went and brought the lion in 1 days. Everyone was overwhelmed with their success.

Now the Indian and Pakistani police went on a joint operation. one day went by............. two days...... three days...... four days....... five days but no one returned

So a search party was formed and was asked to search for them.

As they entered they found out Indian and Pakistani police. They were beating the hell out of rabbit and saying "Kabool kar tu sher hai"

Please translate "Kabool kar tu sher hai" for us illiterates.

 

[IndianSuperpower]

Please translate "Kabool kar tu sher hai" for us illiterates.

Accept it you are a lion

 

[Evil Flare]

Thats shows the Torture of Sub-Continent police

No matter what happens , Poor Prisoner has to accept all what Police wants

 

[Rajkumar]

Once upon a time there was competition with Scotland yard, Indian and Pakistani police on one side and American police. They were asked to get a lion from the jungle.

Scotland yard went first and returned with a lion in 2 days. Every one appreciated them.

Then American police went and brought the lion in 1 days. Everyone was overwhelmed with their success.

Now the Indian and Pakistani police went on a joint operation. one day went by............. two days...... three days...... four days....... five days but no one returned

So a search party was formed and was asked to search for them.

As they entered they found out Indian and Pakistani police. They were beating the hell out of rabbit and saying "Kabool kar tu sher hai"

buddy i like your avatar. i was a big fan of doga when i was kid, actually i still am fan of doga.
"doga- jo musibat ko hatata nahin jad se ukhad fekta hai" hehe

 

[IndianSuperpower]

buddy i like your avatar. i was a big fan of doga when i was kid, actually i still am fan of doga.
"doga- jo musibat ko hatata nahin jad se ukhad fekta hai" hehe

Still looking for monica

I still read it have a huge collection..

 

[arsalan667]

I like this Very much

 

[DaRk WaVe]

Once upon a time there was competition with Scotland yard, Indian and Pakistani police on one side and American police. They were asked to get a lion from the jungle.

Scotland yard went first and returned with a lion in 2 days. Every one appreciated them.

Then American police went and brought the lion in 1 days. Everyone was overwhelmed with their success.

Now the Indian and Pakistani police went on a joint operation. one day went by............. two days...... three days...... four days....... five days but no one returned

So a search party was formed and was asked to search for them.

As they entered they found out Indian and Pakistani police. They were beating the hell out of rabbit and saying "Kabool kar tu sher hai"

Heeheee so Indian Thulas= Pakistani Thulas

 

[DaRk WaVe]

I like this Very much


-ZlCjP4DIiQ[/media] - Chann Maain from Andhera Ujala - funny character

I remember seeing this Drama regularly
& the joke mentioned by IndianSuperpower was there in it, in one of the episodes they were finding a thief & in the end 5 policemen brought five different thieves for a same theft, all of em accepted that I did it, YEAH I DID IT!!!

 

[IndianSuperpower]

I remember seeing this Drama regularly
& the joke mentioned by IndianSuperpower was there in it, in one of the episodes they were finding a thief & in the end 5 policemen brought five different thieves for a same theft, all of em accepted that I did it, YEAH I DID IT!!!

He he he that proves at least jokes have not changed though boundaries have changed..........

 

[ek_indian]

buddy i like your avatar. i was a big fan of doga when i was kid, actually i still am fan of doga.
"doga- jo musibat ko hatata nahin jad se ukhad fekta hai" hehe

It's not Doga....he is "Tiranga"....

 

[IndianSuperpower]

It's not Doga....he is "Tiranga"....

Pehle DOGA tha..... Par Tiranga as Indian Superhero meets more of the requirements here....