India: Toilets versus jet fighters. (Jets win)

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

We all know that nothing comes out of India but $hit.

And some fantazize over Ghazwa-e-Hind to takover our $hit

But we still can't $hit as much as the Indians do.

Small anus?

 

[Ticker]

And some fantazize over Ghazwa-e-Hind to takover our $hit

Small anus?

Yeah .... you will be asked to clean your own dropped pamphlets.

Yuk .......

 

[Black Widow]

We all know that nothing comes out of India but $hit.



But we still can't $hit as much as the Indians do.



That's why I am asking, go to your own ilk and may also ask ISRO (chanda maama door ke).

And what's ur point???? Can u give some solution?

 

[Ticker]

And what's ur point???? Can u give some solution?

Solve your own problems instead of blaming others.

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

That's why I am asking, go to your own ilk and may also ask ISRO (chanda maama door ke).

Looks like someone confused mention of "Toilet " in thread title as a green signal for verbal diarrhea.

 

[Ticker]

Looks like someone confused mention of "Toilet " in thread title as a green signal for verbal diarrhea.

This is what I said and the horde tried to storm me.

Obviously everybody can't $hit in jet fighters.

Only those flying these machines can.

 

[nForce]

Oh, you forgot Ganga.

Is Jamuna also flowing water these days - I don't know.

However, I still don't know where trillions of Indian foot path sleepers and slum-mers defaecate. No wonder people say that each of Indian cities have a identifiably particular stink.

Do you know that all the rivers in Pakistan flow through India?Imagine what will happen...................

 

[Ticker]

Do you know that all the rivers in Pakistan flow through India?Imagine what will happen...................

Ooops I didn't know that.

 

[holysaturn]

We all know that nothing comes out of India but $hit.



But we still can't $hit as much as the Indians do.



That's why I am asking, go to your own ilk and may also ask ISRO (chanda maama door ke).

i know you wont get banned, but i would if i talk like that but what else can we expect from intolerant,radical,extremist people of a state sponsoring t****.............. yes i get it nothing comes out of india except sh*T but i must admit that indian IT,software,automotive,pharma,space industry even when combined cannot match the export success of t***** by pakistan, feel free to ask people around the globe........

 

[Black Widow]

Solve your own problems instead of blaming others.

When did we blamed you??? Others???

The problem: (Old) Indian use to go in fields for natures call, I remember my Grandpa, He prefer to go in fields rather than close toilet. Still village ppl prefer nature call in nature... ...

The solution: People are getting aware, the new generation don't like open air toilets. This issue will be solved soon, don't worry...

 

[OrionHunter]

Jairam Ramesh has asked the DRDO to produce dual purpose flying toilets called the JSBM (Jairam Stink Bomb Munitions) that can drop a massive load of crap on the enemy. Oh crap! This one really stinks!

 

[Abingdonboy]

Time and again we here the "India is spending too much on defence equipment and not enough on its poor" argument but this is CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE.This falshood is used by those with vested interests who simply overlook or deny the ground realities. Poverty aliviation or spending on poor through direct assitence or indirect assitence through subsidies accounts for ~8-9% of GDP EVERY YEAR, this is FAR more than the <2% of GDP India spends on defence each year. India's defence spending as a % of GDP is one of the lowest in the world and even lower than the 3% mandated for NATO memebers. Are you trying to tell me there is no poor in US which spends 4.7% of GDP on defence or Russia with 3.9% of GDP or the UK that spends 3% of GDP?? If you can tell me that poverty levels in these nations and others os 0 then fine India is a fair target but when poverty levels are far from 0 in these countries and are only going up then you can't criticise India for spending less on defence as a % of GDP than they do. The only difference is these nations are btter at hiding their poor or poverty stricken than India. And that too at a time when India is one of only 2-3 nations likely to meet their UN MDGs on poverty alieviaton and when each year the GoI brings ~10,000,000 people out of poverty. The GoI can do what it likes with its money FFS.


This whole argument is utter,utter BS.

 

[BRICS]

Well with "elected" leaders in India who do the following, what do you expect!!

A stinking scam: Maharashtra toilets go missing!
A stinking scam: Maharashtra toilets go missing! | Firstpost

Now, UP gets its Rs 2,900 crore Toilet Scam
Now, UP gets its Rs 2,900 crore Toilet Scam - Times Of India

Don't believe all this India rising, India developing BS. India will remain a third world toilet until Muslims carve out another country for themselves.

 

[Abingdonboy]

Well with "elected" leaders in India who do the following, what do you expect!!

A stinking scam: Maharashtra toilets go missing!
A stinking scam: Maharashtra toilets go missing! | Firstpost

Now, UP gets its Rs 2,900 crore Toilet Scam
Now, UP gets its Rs 2,900 crore Toilet Scam - Times Of India

Don't believe all this India rising, India developing BS. India will remain a third world toilet until Muslims carve out another country for themselves.

What's this got to to do Muslims? It is not directly targeted at them.


+a sperate Muslim nation WAS carved out and look how well that worked for them!

 

[Ticker]

i know you wont get banned, but i would if i talk like that but what else can we expect from intolerant,radical,extremist people of a state sponsoring t****.............. yes i get it nothing comes out of india except sh*T but i must admit that indian IT,software,automotive,pharma,space industry even when combined cannot match the export success of t***** by pakistan, feel free to ask people around the globe........

Sir Ji,

Don't get angry. This was all in light hearted tone and tenor and was in reply to those Indian Posters who said that all the Indians would drop their pamphlets on their western borders. If they do that what would come out of India - obviously $hit. Relax.

And I assure you, that if I cross a certain line, the Mods here would ban me immediately. We are all using this space to air our views which some times are not very pleasant to read. This forum provides a lot of leverage to the posters, which is indeed very encouraging and useful. Very few forums do this.

Enjoy the schmuck or $hit coming out of places and smell the stink, otherwise clip the nose and breath through your mouth.

When did we blamed you??? Others???

The problem: (Old) Indian use to go in fields for natures call, I remember my Grandpa, He prefer to go in fields rather than close toilet. Still village ppl prefer nature call in nature... ...

The solution: People are getting aware, the new generation don't like open air toilets. This issue will be solved soon, don't worry...

Hey you guys can go to the moon and litter it brown for all I care.

I just said in my first post here that, obviously fighter aircraft can't be used for unloading the pamphlets - only pilots can do this. The rest is history.