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Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink ? called "gau jal", or "cow water" ? in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."


The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS ? which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members ? to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness.

Hindus revere cows and slaughtering them is illegal in most of India. Cow dung is traditionally used as a fuel and disinfectant in villages, while cow urine and dung are often consumed in rituals to "purify" those on the bottom rungs of the Hindu caste system.

In 2001, the RSS and its offshoots ? which include the opposition Bharatiya Janata Party ? began promoting cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

The movement has often been accused of using more violent methods, such as killing 67 Christians in the eastern state of Orissa last year, and assaulting women in a pub in Mangalore last month. It also has a history of targeting foreign business in India, as in 1994, when it organised a nationwide boycott of multinational consumer goods, including Pepsi and Coca Cola.

The cola brands are popular in India, now one of their biggest markets, but have struggled in recent years to shake off allegations, which they deny, that they contain dangerous levels of pesticide.

Mr Prakash said his drink, by contrast, was made mainly of cow urine, mixed with a few medicinal and ayurvedic herbs. He said it would be "cheap", but declined to give further details about its price or ingredients until it was officially launched.

He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the American cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it."


www . timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece

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Lol! I suppose the next step from them would be "ALCOHOLIC" gau jal drinks? Imagine a drunkard saying "I was up all night getting wasted on "Absolute Urine". :lol:
 
i can't stay on this thread...i can even smell the stink right through me computer!!
 
He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the American cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it."

The new Brand Secret RSS "gau jal" well Protected by Indian Military and RAW.

They will Compete with Coca Cola.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

"We may also think of exporting it."

That's even a Bigger Joke. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Sorry i cannot post more images because there is limit of posting only 8 but i want to Laugh more.

I hope they don't force women in Clubs and Pubs to Drink this on "Valentines Day". RSS may be supplying this to SRS for Free :rofl::rofl:.
 
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At first glance I thought, Stop taking the piss!!!

Gosh. You couldn't make this stuff up.

Imagine, small bottles of gao jal selling at premium prices in high streets. Another good way to boost Bharati exports.



The Local Vending Machine...



I wish i Could Give you 100 Thanks for Posting Such a Idealistic Post and i must appreciate your Imagination, You have done a great deal to Indian Economy, RSS May award you a medal for it Just kidding mann.. :enjoy:
 
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Just one Last Question ?

Will Indians feel Offended or PROUD when somebody will call them "Cow Piss Drinkers"

Just Imagine :woot: Akshay Kumar doing a Advertisement for This BS. :cheers:
 
Then,they will say, we are proud to be "mooter" drinker..:rofl::rofl:
jai hind jai Gomäta motter
 
Hey it's just not only from cow urine but from Cow mata urine....:lol::rofl::rofl:
 
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Imagine, small bottles of gao jal selling at premium prices in high streets. Another good way to boost Bharati exports.

Its already happening...:eek: :sick:

 
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The odd thing is that RSS, the mother party of all Hindu parties like VHP, BJP and others, is the driving force behind this. These guys are probably going to win the elections and come to power. That means we'll have voter record stating that the MAJORITY of India supports RSS policies and one of them would be related to such cow (by)products.
 
The odd thing is that RSS, the mother party of all Hindu parties like VHP, BJP and others, is the driving force behind this. These guys are probably going to win the elections and come to power. That means we'll have voter record stating that the MAJORITY of India supports RSS policies and one of them would be related to such cow (by)products.

If they win Elections they will make this Soft Drink "National Drink Of India"
 
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