Gujarat HC requests Pakistan to release alleged Indian spy

[Span]

Listen sonny boy, he was not here to sale curry masala. He was here to spread terror - we will turn him into an example for his agency to look at and learn about what it means to screw with the ISI.

Spread terror? Your nation is already the source of majority of terror activities globally. (And do not dare to censor this or give me a thread ban, I can give multiple sources to back this up, to which you'd obviously claim western propaganda or even Indian)

 

[StormShadow]

Once there were a few hindus disguised as molvis under cover in Pakistan. The agency invited them all on a dinner and served beef, 2 of them instantly developed a stomach problem and excused themselves and the others threw up after eating a few bites. The ended up eating dal in adyala jail

Once there were a few muslims disguised as sadhus under cover in India. The agency invited them all on a dinner and served pork, 2 of them instantly developed a stomach problem and excused themselves and the others threw up after eating a few bites. The ended up eating shit in tihar jail.


See...cooking up stories is not that hard afterall.

 

[Imran Khan]

@Imran Khan arey bhai lets make a deal, you give us our spy and we give you the spy we just caught, the guy name Lovedeep Singh

 

[Jzaib]

if he is not involved in killing of pakistan civilian.... he should be exchanged if indians are intrested

 

[Pandora]

Feel sorry for them, because ISI have sikh bros who become spy for us in India. While RAW have to send hindus to spy in Pakistan, Indian hindus are very easily detected because they have no noor in their eyes like unlike Pakistanis.

: Dont know if you intended that as a joke but still it was hilarious.

Once there were a few hindus disguised as molvis under cover in Pakistan. The agency invited them all on a dinner and served beef, 2 of them instantly developed a stomach problem and excused themselves and the others threw up after eating a few bites. The ended up eating dal in adyala jail

Good one.