Greetings from the frozen hinterland of Canada

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Welcome Brother Anyone with one Pakistani flag on PDF is our Braaaaathaaar

Anyways Welcome

 

[jamahir]

@dropkix and also @kardeş many welcomes from the resident socialist...

i know canada for three things... cold, qnx operating system and the lovely estella warren ( i saw her first in "driven" ).

 

[haviZsultan]

Welcome to PDF

 

[Zarvan]

... Where ink freezes in pens. And if not kept in barns, cows snap in half.

Dropkix here. Born in good ol' Isloo, apparently while wounded soldiers were being medevaced in from the Siachin glacier on that fateful day in September... But my memory of that time is a little fuzzy to say the least.

I grew up in Canada though. From the land of mountains and blissfully cool winters, of perfect mangoes and nihari to the land of snow, ice, and a culinary abomination known as poutine.

Well here I am.

Oh yeah I lived in Japan for a year and speak Japanese, so you may ask me anything.

Always,

dropkix

The thing I hate most about Canada is cold weather

 

[rmi5]

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[T90TankGuy]

welcome mate

 

[HeadHunter]

Welcome ) Any update on winter geese hunting ?

 

[HeadHunter]

Anyone with one Pakistani flag on PDF is our Braaaaathaaar

Even if he is some bharti promoting rape culture in Pakistan or a afghani kidnapping Pakistanis for ransom ?

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

Hi, welcome to PDF

 

[dropkix]

Even if he is some bharti promoting rape culture in Pakistan or a afghani kidnapping Pakistanis for ransom ?

Roflmaobbq that escalated quickly!

Goose hunting sounds bloody amazing. It would have to be in Florida though, they fly south in Delta shaped squadrons, squalking as though they're arguing over what drive through to stop at upstate.
A bratty one no one ever listens to insisting "We NEVER stop at Taco Bell and we don't even have Taco Bell in Canada!"
A prissy one shakes her head "Yes we do. Besides, I'm collecting happy meal toys from Frozen. It has to be McDonald's"

The elder female sternly warning "No jokes at the border, now children. I want you all on your best behaviour"
One of the rascally goslings who doesn't eat his vegetables invariably says something like "what about a bomb joke?"

"ESPECIALLY no bomb jokes, rascal, so help me God!"

"Honey, can you pass me the passports? they're in the glovebox"

One of the little female goslings chiming in "I have to pee"

Her irate teenage brother replying
"You can pee literally anywhere, but no, it has to be at the border, where eeeeveryone can-"

Then as though a shotgun is fired they go silent, but for one

"Passports please"

Always,
dropkix