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Marine Corps Times is a family newspaper and we only rarely have offensive language in our stories.
But this week the word fart appears in a story I wrote about the importance of trust between Marines and the Afghan national army soldiers they work with.
I didnt want to write this little blog entry about farts. Its not even on my beat. But my colleague Dan Lamothe, whose byline you have seen here quite often, shamed me into it.
You owe it to all Marines, he told me.
So heres the news: audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
I know there are many things in the Afghan culture that dont seem normal to Americans and its hard to spend seven months working in someone elses back yard. Still, the Marines I saw downrange are doing a pretty good job at trying to do the right thing around the Afghans.
Theyre not supposed to cuss because it could be misunderstood (that one goes out the window a lot). And they stay away from talking about politics, religion or girls because those topics could escalate into major disagreements (they cant communicate anyway because of the language barrier).
But farting? Thats practically a sport. Ok, its not soccer, but a good contest could open the door for cross-cultural exchanges, jokes and other gallows humor.
So, for all Marines getting ready to go downwind, I mean downrange, be forewarned you may have to hold it in at least until you get back to your hooch where you can loudly crop dust your friends.
Battle Rattle - A Marine Corps Times Blog
But this week the word fart appears in a story I wrote about the importance of trust between Marines and the Afghan national army soldiers they work with.
I didnt want to write this little blog entry about farts. Its not even on my beat. But my colleague Dan Lamothe, whose byline you have seen here quite often, shamed me into it.
You owe it to all Marines, he told me.
So heres the news: audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
I know there are many things in the Afghan culture that dont seem normal to Americans and its hard to spend seven months working in someone elses back yard. Still, the Marines I saw downrange are doing a pretty good job at trying to do the right thing around the Afghans.
Theyre not supposed to cuss because it could be misunderstood (that one goes out the window a lot). And they stay away from talking about politics, religion or girls because those topics could escalate into major disagreements (they cant communicate anyway because of the language barrier).
But farting? Thats practically a sport. Ok, its not soccer, but a good contest could open the door for cross-cultural exchanges, jokes and other gallows humor.
So, for all Marines getting ready to go downwind, I mean downrange, be forewarned you may have to hold it in at least until you get back to your hooch where you can loudly crop dust your friends.
Battle Rattle - A Marine Corps Times Blog