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After the risk of getting arrested as soon as he lands in Pakistani soil, former Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf has decided to declare himself a terrorist so that he would be granted haven in Pakistan. Earlier, the Pakistani interior minister had declared that Musharraf would be arrested as soon as he landed in Pakistan, after which the former military ruler was forced to delay his plans of returning to Pakistan.
Mushie is thinking of having an image makeover before making his next attempt to come back, so that he is assured of minimum security and guarantee of life in Pakistan, Ashfaq, a close aide of the former president told Faking News.
After some basic research and analysis not to be confused with R&AW, Indias external intelligence agency, Ashfaq clarified Musharrafs party men concluded that the former president could be safe and sound in Pakistan if he declared himself a terrorist a mujahid out there to destroy India, the United States, Israel, Denmark, Salman Rushdie, and Pakistani women posing nude.
The Tag of an ISI- or Army-supported mujahid would have helped even more, but the existing equations among the Army, ISI and the politicians might make that difficult, Ashfaq rued.
It should be noted that after being an army chief and president, Musharraf is currently a politician in exile, who is hopeful of returning to Pakistan and capturing power after contesting the upcoming elections. However, he is struggling to find support among the masses; only Indian news channels appear to take him seriously.
Given that he gets to visit India and talk to Indian journalists so frequently, he could have won a few seats in the upcoming Uttar Pradesh assembly elections in India, but thats not our aim; we want to win elections in Pakistan, Ashfaq said.
People in Musharrafs camp also see the decision to brand Musharraf a terrorist as an opportunity that will help the former general in the upcoming Pakistan general elections and pitch him ahead of former cricketer Imran Khan, who too is hopeful of winning the elections and making Pakistan a superpower bigger than India.
As part of Musharraf is the real mujahid campaign, old memories of the 1999 Kargil War will be reignited and Musharraf would take full responsibility for orchestrating the war. Photoshopped pictures of Musharraf with captured or killed Indian soldiers would be circulated on the internet to highlight the anti-India image of the former general, which could help him a lot in the elections.
Musharraf is the most liked Pakistani politician on Facebook, Ashfaq claimed.
When asked if being a terrorist and fighting elections were not contradictory in nature, Musharrafs friends dismissed such concerns as irrelevant.
Right now our aim is to bring him back safely, Ashfaq said, And who knows; imagine if Osama Bin Laden had decided to come out of his Abbottabad mansion and fight elections. Lets not rule out anything in politics just because it defeats logic.
Faking News: Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist to enter Pakistan - Analysis - DNA
Mushie is thinking of having an image makeover before making his next attempt to come back, so that he is assured of minimum security and guarantee of life in Pakistan, Ashfaq, a close aide of the former president told Faking News.
After some basic research and analysis not to be confused with R&AW, Indias external intelligence agency, Ashfaq clarified Musharrafs party men concluded that the former president could be safe and sound in Pakistan if he declared himself a terrorist a mujahid out there to destroy India, the United States, Israel, Denmark, Salman Rushdie, and Pakistani women posing nude.
The Tag of an ISI- or Army-supported mujahid would have helped even more, but the existing equations among the Army, ISI and the politicians might make that difficult, Ashfaq rued.
It should be noted that after being an army chief and president, Musharraf is currently a politician in exile, who is hopeful of returning to Pakistan and capturing power after contesting the upcoming elections. However, he is struggling to find support among the masses; only Indian news channels appear to take him seriously.
Given that he gets to visit India and talk to Indian journalists so frequently, he could have won a few seats in the upcoming Uttar Pradesh assembly elections in India, but thats not our aim; we want to win elections in Pakistan, Ashfaq said.
People in Musharrafs camp also see the decision to brand Musharraf a terrorist as an opportunity that will help the former general in the upcoming Pakistan general elections and pitch him ahead of former cricketer Imran Khan, who too is hopeful of winning the elections and making Pakistan a superpower bigger than India.
As part of Musharraf is the real mujahid campaign, old memories of the 1999 Kargil War will be reignited and Musharraf would take full responsibility for orchestrating the war. Photoshopped pictures of Musharraf with captured or killed Indian soldiers would be circulated on the internet to highlight the anti-India image of the former general, which could help him a lot in the elections.
Musharraf is the most liked Pakistani politician on Facebook, Ashfaq claimed.
When asked if being a terrorist and fighting elections were not contradictory in nature, Musharrafs friends dismissed such concerns as irrelevant.
Right now our aim is to bring him back safely, Ashfaq said, And who knows; imagine if Osama Bin Laden had decided to come out of his Abbottabad mansion and fight elections. Lets not rule out anything in politics just because it defeats logic.
Faking News: Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist to enter Pakistan - Analysis - DNA
