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Chinese netizens rank Japan, Vietnam as least-wanted neighbors, wish Sweden was closer

William Hung

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You can't have Sweden... unless you take Denmark too:partay:.

But yeah, the Nords are good company. Cute, friendly, rich, just the right amount of crazy, only minorly colonial... very good, very stronk, very, very cold.
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You can still be my neighbor:kiss3:.

Why won't they love us? Must we force our love for China? Love us or....else?

Love us and only us....lol

:smitten:

You can't have Sweden... unless you take Denmark too:partay:.

But yeah, the Nords are good company. Cute, friendly, rich, just the right amount of crazy, only minorly colonial... very good, very stronk, very, very cold.
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You can still be my neighbor:kiss3:.

Hahaha! Awww.... Kiss kiss hug hug!!
 
We need to seriously look at this issue and work out a solution.

With an abundance of Asian IQ and resources, I have faith that we will be able to work things out.
 
We need to seriously look at this issue and work out a solution.

With an abundance of Asian IQ and resources, I have faith that we will be able to work things out.


Interesting read tho, and i quote from the same article you shared with us, Hung-San,



"A total of 13,196 people wanted to "move away" Japan, the highest number of votes in this section.

Ironically, Japan actually fits many of the criteria netizens said were desirable in a neighbor, such as being the fourth largest trade partner of China in addition to its wealth and stability, Sun Lizhou, deputy director of the Academy of the World and China Agendas, Southwest University of Political Science and Law, told the Global Times.

Net users choose to "move away Japan" because the Japanese government has not apologized over historical issues and the dispute over the Diaoyu Islands has soured China-Japan relations, Sun said.

Sun added that the popularity of anti-Japanese TV series also contribute to the negative image of Japan."​
 
Don't get sad Bro things will change one day :)


Reminds me of a poem written by Ninomiya Sensei,

よ の 中 わ
ステ 網代木 の
竹 比べ
それ これ 友 に
流しい 短し


If i translate it in English, it goes like this ~

The things of this world
Are like lengths
Of bamboo rod
For use in fish nets
This one's too long, that one's too short...

lol Japan is in elite company. All except yourself are third world shitholes. lol. Even money can't translate into love. This is rare for China.

愛我還是別的!!!

你願意把我的心嗎?我的內心深處。我愛吃醋!

:smokin:

 
Interesting read tho, and i quote from the same article you shared with us, Hung-San,



"A total of 13,196 people wanted to "move away" Japan, the highest number of votes in this section.

Ironically, Japan actually fits many of the criteria netizens said were desirable in a neighbor, such as being the fourth largest trade partner of China in addition to its wealth and stability, Sun Lizhou, deputy director of the Academy of the World and China Agendas, Southwest University of Political Science and Law, told the Global Times.

Net users choose to "move away Japan" because the Japanese government has not apologized over historical issues and the dispute over the Diaoyu Islands has soured China-Japan relations, Sun said.

Sun added that the popularity of anti-Japanese TV series also contribute to the negative image of Japan."​

Yes indeed, their criteria don’t match up their answers (Thailand kinda contradict their criteria, too).

My solution to this: Norway has a similar landmass to Japan, so yous can move into each other’s country.

Vietnam landmass looks a bit like NZ, they both can switch country.

I am now working on a solution for the other countries.

It will be very expensive to move the population like that, but with 300 trillion USD forex, China has enough resources to fund it.
 
Justin Bieber's song "Sorry" applies to the Japan-China Relationship, i think, haha!

@Technogaianist @Genesis @William Hung

You gotta go and get
Angry at all of my honesty

You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies :(
I hope I don't run out of time, could someone call a referee?
Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
I know you know that I
Made those mistakes maybe once or twice
And by once or twice I Mean
Maybe a couple a hundred times
So let me oh let me
Redeem oh redeem oh myself tonight
Cause I just need one more shot at second chances
Yeah

Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I'm missing more than just your body, ohh
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?
I'm sorry yeah
Sorry yeah
Sorry
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?



 
I see in distant future, the concept of countries and religion will be defunct. And we all will live as global citizens under the rule of our Robotic overlords.
 
My solution to this: Norway has a similar landmass to Japan, so yous can move into each other’s country.

The question is: does Norway have enough fish? Fish is essential to the Japanese diet, afterall. :)

I see in distant future, the concept of countries and religion will be defunct. And we all will live as global citizens under the rule of our Robotic overlords.

Reminds me of this song by World Order, a Japanese pop group:


:D;)

The morning of machine civilization
akai tate kage mayoi
haiiro no fuku matoi
rizumu ni torawareta asa
itsumo to onaji shunkan
tomenai seisan rain
nanika ga kakete'ru
In the twilight of machinery In the morning of machine civilization,
lost shadows, behind their red shields,
wrapped in their grey uniforms,
are imprisoned in the mechanical rhythms.
It's always the same scene everyday,
where production lines march on nonstop.
However, something is missing
in the twilight of machinery.
Where's the world going
Won't somebody tell me
Are these thoughts illusion
Are we all one
kono sekai wa kawareru no ka
kono omoi wa maboroshi ka Where's the world going?
Won't somebody tell me?
Are these thoughts illusion?
Are we all one?
Will this world be able to change?
Are these thoughts illusion?
People find work to be done
hito wa hataraki tori utau
nemuri ni ochita yume
me o samase kare sakebu
itsumo to onaji shunkan
kono setsuna ni ikiru
itsuka kakumei motome
In the twilight of machinery People find work to be done.
Humans work, birds sing,
and then they fall into a deep slumber.
"Open your eyes!" He shouts.
It's always the same scene everyday,
and we live in this brief moment.
Someday we'd surely want a revolution
in the twilight of machinery.
Where's the world going
Won't somebody tell me
Are these thoughts illusion
Are we all one
kono omoi o kaerareru no ka
itsumo yume ni waraikakeru Where's the world going?
Won't somebody tell me?
Are these thoughts illusion?
Are we all one?
Will we be able to change these thoughts?
We will always smile to our dreams.
(Are these thoughts illusion) (Are these thoughts illusion?)
Where's the world going
Won't somebody tell me
Are these thoughts illusion
Are we all one
kono omoi o kaerareru no ka
itsumo yume ni waraikakeru Where's the world going?
Won't somebody tell me?
Are these thoughts illusion?
Are we all one?
Will we be able to change these thoughts?
We will always smile to our dreams.
break through
paradigm
in your mind
revolution
desire
science
ascension
thirteen
white shirt
white shirt
white shirt
black shirt
black shirt
singularity
we are all one
are we all one
 
The question is: does Norway have enough fish? Fish is essential to the Japanese diet, afterall. :)

Not a problem. Norway is currently supplying fish to Japan for scientific research, no?

So I’m pretty sure you too can catch the special fish from Norway.

The one problem I had in mind is that the millions of Chinese tourists will then have to fly half way around the world to admire the Japanese cities and shopping spree.

Sh*tty fish, yes:sick::

Rakfisk
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Lutefisk
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Stekt fisk
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Sprødstegt torsk
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If you're feeling adventurous you might want to try Reinsdyrsteik
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Yeah, we have fish. Too much fish.

I think he’s talking about a different type of “fish”. The ones that has lungs.
 
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