Chinese kids are ‘too fat and masturbate too much to join the army’, Chinese government claims,

[Stephen Cohen]

NOT FIT TO FIGHT
Chinese kids are ‘too fat and masturbate too much to join the army’, government claims, adding they’re going BLIND from fiddling with their phones

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/43065...-going-blind-from-fiddling-with-their-phones/

 

[Stephen Cohen]

In one city 56 per cent of people who applied were rejected because of their poor diet and lifestyle, which has damaged their liver, kidneys and eyesight.

By Fionn Hargreaves
23rd August 2017, 4:57 pm
Updated: 23rd August 2017, 5:00 pm

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YOUNG Chinese people are too fat and masturbate too much to be accepted into the army, according to state media.

In one city, 56 per cent of people who apply for the armed forces in China were rejected because of their poor diet and lifestyle, according to the People's Liberation Army Daily.


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Young Chinese people wanting to join the military are being rejected because they are too fat and masturbate too much, according to the government (file photo)

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The People's Liberation Army also blamed electronic gadgets for damaging young people's eyesight (file photo)
In some areas, one in five applicants were deemed to fat for a life in the military as army chiefs blame technology for the poor health of youngsters.

According to a report, the standard of health "is related to sitting too long on computer games, excessive masturbation and too little physical activity".

Chinese authorities believe that poor diet is a big part of the problem but also that frequent masturbation by young men leads to larger-than-normal testicular veins, and a resultant fall in fitness.

It also claimed 46 per cent of young people were failing the eyesight test during the application process.

This was blamed on the use of electronic gadgets as they said youngsters were wearing out their eyes on phones and other devices.

The report, spread via WeChat, also said young people were drinking too much fizzy drinks and unhealthy food, damaging their liver and kidneys.

The state-sponsored press claimed the US had a rejection rate of 80 per cent in a bid to reassure their readership.


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In one city, 56 per cent of people who apply for the armed forces in China were rejected because they were too unhealthy (file photo)

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The report, spread via WeChat, also said young people were drinking too much fizzy drinks and unhealthy food, damaging their liver and kidneys (file photo)
The Defence Ministry told the paper: "China's recruitment process has strict rules and procedures. The quality of our recruits is guaranteed, and the headwaters of our military will flow long and strong."

The Chinese People's Liberation Army is the armed forces of the People's Republic of China and Communist Party of China.

 

[Dotachin]

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[Viet]

What?

 

[LOGICAL BOSSS]

Published August 24, 2017
SOURCE: THE ASIAN AGE

While the Chinese army is involved in a standoff with Indian army, they seem to have some major issues when it comes to getting new recruits for their ranks. It seems that a lot of kids in the country may not be able to make the cut and the government has just revealed the reason behind this.

According to the People’s Liberation Army daily, 56 percent of aspirants who applied in a city were rejected due to their poor diet and lifestyle choices. State media said that young Chinese people are fat and are masturbating too much to be considered fit for being a part of the armed forces.

A report said that the health issues are related to long hours spent sitting on the computer, excessive masturbation and little physical activity. It said that masturbation leads to larger than normal veins in testicles which have an adverse impact on fitness.

The state media also added that a good number of applicants failed tests when it came to eyesight and blamed electronic gadgets including phones which youngsters are wearing out their eyes with.

Meanwhile as it also pointed out excessive consumption of fizzy drinks, the report reassured people by mentioning that US army has a rejection rate of 80 percent
http://shanghaiist.com/2017/08/24/too-fat-for-pla.php
http://www.asianage.com/life/more-f...licants-because-they-masturbate-too-much.html

 

[Suriya]

How much masturbation is too much ?
I guess it's the lingering question that haunts all chini army aspirants .

 

[Thəorətic Muslim]

How much masturbation is too much ?

42 times in 1 sitting apparently.

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times.452910769/

 

[Ilay]

Too much information bro.

 

[Mrc]

Welcome to join Indian army

 

[Brainsucker]

Well, at least they're masturbate, and not rape women. Masturbation is bad for own body, but they don't hurt other people. Specially unwilling woman. You shouldn't hurt other people just because you can't relieve your libido with someone else. That's what you call morality.

 

[HAIDER]

 

[beijingwalker]

Really? but still they can perform flying kicking and sending Indians up in air...how unfit Indian soldiers can be.

 

[BABA AGHORI]

Well, at least they're masturbate, and not rape women. Masturbation is bad for own body, but they don't hurt other people. Specially unwilling woman. You shouldn't hurt other people just because you can't relieve your libido with someone else. That's what you call morality.

Perfect marde momin recipe ...

 

[Chellam]

Really? but still they can perform flying kicking and sending Indians up in air...how unfit Indian soldiers can be.

that also from behind, that shows he not capable to beat Indian from the front side,

 

[beijingwalker]

that also from behind, that shows he not capable to beat Indian from the front side,

Kicking someone's butt is a common phrase used in English. Can you kick someone butt from the front,lol..