Chinese Hackers bite the dust...

[Shabz Nist]

Funny stuff. But for me particularly though, IRCTC servers have been very kind. I get my tickets without any trouble.

 

[shuttler]

I think like sports leagues or education etc hackers have different levels of proficiency. I think our best people are kept busy crossing fire with their american counterparts.

 

[kbd-raaf]

I think like sports leagues or education etc hackers have different levels of proficiency. I think our best people are kept busy crossing fire with their american counterparts.

This is a satirical article -.-

 

[acid rain]

Chinese are tuned and trained to obey certain commands and understand only certain simple text, a satirical or complex piece is hard for them to comprehend - hence the reaction.

 

[IND151]

Kudos to IRCTC website !
Reeling under attempts by Chinese hackers to hack DRDO computers and access highly sensitive information, DRDO has decided to move all its confidential data to the IRCTC server. The move has been lauded by cyber-security experts as a fool-proof method to secure computers from hackers. “I just can’t see Chinese attackers cracking this one. Just the excruciating torture of waiting for the IRCTC home-page will make them tear out their hair in frustration,” opined leading cyber-espionage expert, Rakesh Duggal.

The IRCTC server will have 3 rings of security. First, hackers will have to be able to access the homepage, an act that is virtually impossible when they have to jostle with millions of Indians attempting to book tickets. If they get past that, they will have to try and meaningfully engage with the IRCTC server. And finally, if the server is about to throw up relevant information, the odds are that it will crash. All in all, the chances of hacking the IRCTC server are less than 1 in a trillion which makes it the most hack-proof IT system in the world.

The IRCTC’s impregnability has also drawn effusive praise from world leaders including US President Obama, who has put in a request to shift technological blueprints of new weapons systems to the Indian railway booking portal.

An initially skeptical Obama changed his mind after personally trying in vain to book an online ticket from New Delhi to Kanpur, and has not stopped raving ever since about its technological sophistication. “Thanks to IRCTC we can now rest easy. All credit to Bansal and his team for developing this fantastic system,” said Obama in his congratulatory message to the Indian Railway Minister.

Meanwhile, Chinese President, Xi Jinping, has asked Chinese hackers to roll off from trying to hack IRCTC and get back to Chinese sweat-shops. “Initially, we thought with sheer tenacity and persistence, our boys would be able to crack IRCTC. But after many started complaining of nervous break-downs and mental hallucinations, we've decided to back off. We may have a better rail network than the Indians, but clearly they are far ahead of us in ring proofing their systems,” Xi glumly told

if you google iq of a nation yes I m but you are not

The OP is full of sarcasm, you didn't get it?

This thread has busted the myth of high IQ of Chinese trolls

Despite being high IQ persons, they are not able to understand that the OP is sarcastic

 

[danger007]

don't argue with indians or you may lose 15 iq points.

what will you do with high IQ? .... you can't get single penny with IQ..... lol funny....

 

[nair]

What an imagination.... Obama booking a ticket from Delhi to kanpur...... This article made my week end..... I hope all the IRCTC poeple has read this article already.....

Btw i remember reading they are increasing the capacity of server of IRCTC.......

 

[AirDefence]

If this made your day you live a very sad life mate

your name is chinatoday but you are living in past,,, mean just chill man ,, be happy>>

don't argue with indians or you may lose 15 iq points.

poor mate , i think you had an experience of arguing with Indians , but I am sure you haven't lost any iq points because you don't have an IQ.....ha ha ha

 

[indiatester]

Brilliant article. The article itself was brilliant.

What was more funny was the reaction from the trolls. My head hurts. Stop posting such articles. Don't tell me not to read them.

 

[roshangjha]

don't argue with indians or you may lose 15 iq points.

taking your IQ below Zero.

I think like sports leagues or education etc hackers have different levels of proficiency. I think our best people are kept busy crossing fire with their american counterparts.

Seriously guys, please do not think that we are targeting the chinese with this article.

This article is mocking the Indian Railway Ticket Reservation Website.

The fact that we have used Chinese Hackers here shows that the world respects the intelligence and skill of Chinese Hackers. They are without a doubt amongst the best in the world.

No need to feel bad or justify it. Its just a sarcastic take at IRCTC.