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CANADA, (The Global Edition) Governor Romneys surprising victory in first Presidential debate between President Obama and the Governor has had a surprising effect on the United States neighbors to the north, North American media reports. The border police gave out a warning about a flood of American liberals seen sneaking across the border into Canada, which sparked calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.
Media outlets report that the possibility of a Romney Presidency has prompted the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear theyll soon be required to hold down a job, hunt, pray, and agree with Bill OReilly.
Canadian border farmers noted that dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossed their fields last night. I went out to milk the cows yesterday, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn, said Manitoba farmer Red Nesterenko, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I gave him some fresh warm goat milk he tossed his cookies and left. Didnt even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?
Canadian citizens have reportedly complained that these illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.
I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just cant support them, an Ottawa resident said. but, how many lawyers, art-history and English majors does one country need? she added.
Canada Beefing Up Border Patrol In Event Romney Wins Presidential Election - The Global Edition