BIMARU Corner.

[Chronos]

I wonder what Wendy Doniger has to say about this

wait till the resident hindutvawaadis see this

 

[Indischer]

I wonder what Wendy Doniger has to say about this

She'll psychoanalyse that Ganesha's homoerotic tastes have now moved on to Sado-masochistic bondage, and hence the skintight full-body suit.

 

[ashish1]

King ko "tu" nahi "Jahapana" kehkey sambhodit kiya jata hai............

Jahapana is from financial capital of MP.

Ok Jahapana,so you are from Indore??

 

[livingdead]

where are the beharis... @Ayush @Dillinger

 

[Dillinger]

wait till the resident hindutvawaadis see this

Then it'll be a party...complete with brickbats.

 

[Levina]

Errr mmm
I was wondering if you guys read this news...
@Ravi Nair @Indischer @Dem!god @chak de INDIA @vicky sen @Chanakya's_Chant
@DRAY

The Curious Incident Of Mukesh Ambani's Aston Martin In The Night-Time


Mukesh Ambani (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

On the night of December 8, an Aston Martin Rapide, owned by Reliance Ports, a private company controlled by Mukesh Ambani, India’s richest person, hurtled down South Mumbai’s Peddar Road which is a busy, traffic-choked street during the daytime and not far from Antilla, the 27-story sky palace where Ambani resides. Two security vehicles followed the speeding sports car on its post-midnight spin.

In no time at all, the driver lost control ramming into an Audi saloon which, buoyed by the sudden impact, crossed the road divider; it then hit a Hyundai sedan. According to reports, as the Aston Martin came to a halt due to a dislocated wheel, the driver made a quick getaway by jumping into one of the security cars that were tailing him. More than three weeks since that incident, Mumbai’s cops are astonishingly, none the wiser about the mystery driver’s true identity.

The woman driver of the Audi initially told the cops that a young man was at the wheel of the Aston Martin. But the next day, Bansilal Joshi, 55, a long-time Ambani employee presented himself at the police station and owned up to being the driver of the rogue car. He claimed that he’d taken the Aston Martin out for ‘routine maintenance’, unearthly hour notwithstanding, and had fled because he’d panicked. As for the security cover, that was standard protocol for all Ambani cars whether a family member was in them or not. While the cops recorded Joshi’s statement they refrained from arresting him as they weren’t sure if he was indeed the culprit.

So who was the real culprit? While the cops have maintained a stoic silence so have most of India’s leading television channels that take pride in being champions of investigative journalism. (note: Ambani has a financial association with the owners of Network 18, a media group that owns several TV channels and is a licensee of Forbes) But speculation online has been rife that Akash Ambani, Mukesh’s older son was allegedly involved in the smash-up. An undergrad from Brown University, Akash works at Reliance and is being groomed for big things by his dad. In 2011, he was spotted beside Mukesh in London when a $7.2 billion deal was signed between Reliance and BP.

I reached out to a Reliance spokesperson who confirmed that the Aston Martin was a ‘family car’ and that Joshi was driving it at the time of the accident. There were “no deaths, no injuries,” he maintained. Also, Joshi hasn’t been fired for wrecking the luxury car that costs over $700,000 because “an accident can happen to anyone.”

Meantime, the Audi owner has modified her initial statement and identified Joshi as the driver of the Aston Martin. She and the owner of the Hyundai car that was damaged in the accident, no longer have anything to complain about. On Christmas day they took delivery of a brand new Audi A6 and a Skoda Superb sedan respectively.

Which brings us to the second mystery: who was the secret Santa who paid for their upgraded cars? The Audi ownerdisclosed that she was compensated by the insurance company and not by Reliance as some reports were insinuating. But according to the Economic Times newspaper, the insurance companies involved have denied settling either of the claims and said that replacing a damaged car with an upgraded model is out of the question.

Fitting the pieces of this puzzle may be a no-brainer, but this Indian-style whodunit isn’t likely to be solved anytime soon, if at all.

The Curious Incident Of Mukesh Ambani's Aston Martin In The Night-Time - Forbes


This is the guy I am talking about

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

Errr mmm
I was wondering if you guys read this news...
@Ravi Nair @Indischer @Dem!god @chak de INDIA @vicky sen @Chanakya's_Chant



The Curious Incident Of Mukesh Ambani's Aston Martin In The Night-Time - Forbes

I did . . . . but maharashtra Congress ka hath Ambani ke sath

And you think. . is bande ko kisi ko kuchalne ke liye car ki zarurat hai ??

 

[Levina]

I did . . . . but maharashtra Congress ka hath Ambani ke sath

Would Modi dare Ambani???
I dont think so


@kurup what say??

 

[Ayush]

Errr mmm
I was wondering if you guys read this news...
@Ravi Nair @Indischer @Dem!god @chak de INDIA @vicky sen @Chanakya's_Chant



The Curious Incident Of Mukesh Ambani's Aston Martin In The Night-Time - Forbes

looks like its true.
2 of my friends told me that they saw this news on ndtv about 2 months ago stating that his son was involved in some accident and some people died too, it was aired for about 2 minutes.
they said there was no mention of it after that day

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

Would Modi dare Ambani???
I dont think so


@kurup what say??

Life is very cheap in this part of the world. . . ye reality jitna jaldi seekh jaogi. . sukhi rahogi

looks like its true.
2 of my friends told me that they saw this news on ndtv about 2 months ago stating that his son was involved in some accident and some people died too, it was aired for about 2 minutes.
they said there was no mention of it after that day

Bhai. . media ko Khujliwal or sheela Dikshit se hi fursat na thi us time

 

[Dem!god]

Would Modi dare Ambani???
I dont think so


@kurup what say??

it's useless to talk of these stuff...money always talks....unless there is an complete revolution....
nothing is gonna happen to any one....and case will will be closed soon.....
he is the same pumpkin who watches Mumbai indian matches and the sofa becomes a swing......I don't know what will happen to reliance when he will take over.....

 

[Levina]

looks like its true.
2 of my friends told me that they saw this news on ndtv about 2 months ago stating that his son was involved in some accident and some people died too, it was aired for about 2 minutes.
they said there was no mention of it after that day

Ohh the richest man's son goofed up things for himself.But now my doubt how did this fatty fit into aston martin???

Life is very cheap in this part of the world. . . ye reality jitna jaldi seekh jaogi. . sukhi rahogi

Me @Ravi Nair ki tara KIWI nahi hu.I am still an Indian..aur mujhe iss baat ka illam hai.
But what surprises me is that the gal in the audi lied too.Sad!

he is the same pumpkin who watches Mumbai indian matches and the sofa becomes a swing......I don't know what will happen to reliance when he will take over.....

Hehehe...same pinch ....i have also wondered about it.

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

Ohh the richest man's son goofed up things for himself.But now my doubt how did this fatty fit into aston martin???

Me @Ravi Nair ki tara KIWI nahi hu.I am still an Indian..aur mujhe iss baat ka illam hai.
But what surprises me is that the gal in the audi lied too.Sad!

Hehehe...same pinch ....i have also wondered about it.

Illam. . .

kisne sikhaya ye word ?

 

[Dem!god]

Ohh the richest man's son goofed up things for himself.But now my doubt how did this fatty fit into aston martin???

aaahhh...you forgot ..some cars are custom made.....special for special customers....

Me @Ravi Nair ki tara KIWI nahi hu.I am still an Indian..aur mujhe iss baat ka illam hai.
But what surprises me is that the gal in the audi lied too.Sad!

lady money talks.... he is the son of richest man of india.......you can think how much mukesh may had paid her.......
rich never care for poor.....

Hehehe...same pinch ....i have also wondered about it.

hahaha....I don't know how much he eats....but it can't be less than a hippo...

 

[Levina]

TROLL ALERT: i am in a mood to troll today

Solve this

The question is how will this guy itch his nose???

Our future Vyomnauts might face this trouble so my ISRO boss had asked me to put up this question here....

@Indischer
@chak de INDIA @Dem!god @kurup
@Ravi Nair @DRAY @OrionHunter @scorpionx @thesolar65 @arp2041
@Ayush

@Alpha1 & @Armstrong (you can help India if you want)

Illam. . .

kisne sikhaya ye word ?

Mujhe yeh word aata tha
My hindi is much better than the boys here...kisiki hindi hi saaf nahi hai.
Though thats an urdu word.