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Animals becomming more aggresive.

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Lol , You can play with him, But when somebody new comes home, he makes circles so my dad use to call him "LATTOO". Lol ,But he get aggrasive once you take his sweater which never wears but keep in his tub( he lives in a tub because he like it there).
 
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The New Delhi Police has released pictures of a monkey which it claims has been trained by the Pakistani intelligence agency, the ISI, to undertake missions which are difficult for human agents.

New Delhi Police Chief, H.K. Ganpat Rai congratulated the police on this occasion. According to police sources, the monkey Raju (name changed for security reasons) was trained for two years in a specialized training centre in the Pakistani city of Gujjar Khan before being sent accross the Line of Control.

In the last couple of years, a number of monkeys started to break into various offices of the Indian Government. Last year, a gang of monkeys were responsible for stealing classified files from the office of the Prime Minister.

Earlier this year, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi was killed by a gang of monkeys. Police authorities said that they had thought the attacks were due to the monkeys going wild, but the arrest of Raju has given a whole new dimension to the cases. Authorities believe that Raju the monkey will provide them with critical leads to arrest the other members of his monkey gang.

Meanwhile the Indian Armed forces have been put on high alert to attack Pakistani monkey training camps.
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The BSF and the Army posted along the Indo-Pakistan border here have been put on alert as dozens of monkeys said to be trained by the ISI have entered the Indian side of the border. A few of them were also seen on the outskirts of the city.

Local people say they have not seen monkeys here since Independence. The monkeys have not only caused havoc in the irrigated fields but are also a threat to the security system.

Army officials have not commented on the entry of monkeys yet. They are still on the hunt for the monkeys. The BSF authorities, who are keeping a 24-hour vigil on the border, have denied the report.
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The Tribune, Chandigarh, India - Punjab
 
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Lol , You can play with him, But when somebody new comes home, he makes circles so my dad use to call him "LATTOO". Lol ,But he get aggrasive once you take his sweater which never wears but keep in his tub( he lives in a tub because he like it there).

oh I'm in love with Argus..mujhe chahiye Argus...abhi esi waqat!:cry:
 
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Well u know ali and f16 - India tv clained a spy - Eagle from pakistan and a spy monkey. imagine the headline: Pakistan ke julmi janwaron ka attank: IT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY.
wTf - i was like who need AWACS if they got eagles and peagons. loool
This eagle had a million$ camera or some shyt- according to them.
 
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Well u know ali and f16 - India tv clained a spy - Eagle from pakistan and a spy monkey. imagine the headline: Pakistan ke julmi janwaron ka attank: IT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY.
wTf - i was like who need AWACS if they got eagles and peagons. loool
This eagle had a million$ camera or some shyt- according to them.

well news channels need to keep the people entertained lol, but its funny that people actually fall for that stuff.
 
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Drunk Gorilla Ends With A Sore Head

AMAZING PICS OF A GORILLA WHO DRANK ALOCHOLIC SAP


When wildlife photographer Andy Rouse was told he would find a family of endangered gorillas high on the mountain, he did not expect to find them this high.

Sitting back in the foliage as if it was a cocktail bar, the mountain gorillas had been gorging on alcoholic sap from fresh bamboo shoots and were looking distinctly the worse for wear.

Some were propping up the bar with a bleary air, while others staggered to their feet obviously hoping the mountain police would not ask them to walk in a straight line.



A fighting drunk Kwitondo takes offence when he's reminded that it's his round

'It was not exactly Gorillas In The Mist, more like gorillas who were p*****,' said Rouse, 43, who was on his fourth trip to see the animals in the Virunga Mountains of Rwanda, Central Africa.

'I had heard they sometimes get like this, but I had never actually seen it. It was just like any family party when one or two members have a little bit too much to drink.

'The boss of the group, a huge silverback called Kwitonda, and some of the younger males were completely out of it.



Kwitonda suddenly feels the effects of his liquid lunch as he finds difficulty in focusing on the forest about him



The sozzled gorilla couldn’t resist last orders, but found he had reached his limit and sank into a maudlin reverie before starting to nod off

'Some were running round cackling to each other, others were going mad swinging through the trees, some were just lying on the ground in an inebriated state.

'Normally, they eat handfuls of other vegetation, like a sort of salad to soak up the sap, but this time they were just enjoying a drink.'

The bam-boozled family lives between 8,000 and 13,000 ft up the mountain and are some of the 380 gorillas still living in Rwanda, an area made famous after Dian Fossey's conservation work there.



Pie-eyed and legless, Kwitonda keeled over as he attempted to get up from the bar


He woke up the next day with a pounding headache, but he had the perfect solution - another hair of the gorilla, barman!

BTW - THIS WAS TOP NEWS BY india tv channel a private channel -comedy/news.
 
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:lol:...I like the last photo...its like he's saying "hey Bhagwan main kahan phans gya"

and the second last as if he slipped at a sight of a female Gorilla ."Ouch!!! What a babe":lol:
 
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Lol - exactly -^^^^^^^

he was having hangover. too much booz can get you - down. I seen a dog getting stoned in america. this guy he had his dog in his room are dog actually inhaled from his BONG!
 
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