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An Open Letter to Mr. Gere

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Dear Mr Gere,

On behalf of the Indian people I regret to inform you that your offer
to apologise for violating the modesty of an Indian lady is rejected!

We, the people of India, do not accept such acts of lewdness and open
display of affection in public. What you did was morally wrong and
socially unacceptable in India and has hurt the feelings of every
Indian.

Let me demonstrate to you the enormity of your error. Even Vatsayana,
in his epic Kamasutra, has not dared to depict any kissing scenes. He
explains and depicts various positions for sexual intercourse but none
for kissing. Likewise, our temples all over and Khajuraho inparticular depict explicit sexual scenes but none of male and female
forms are ever shown kissing each other. This kind of
intimacy is simply not acceptable. That is why you will never see men and women kiss each other in India.

We are proud that we do not engage in visible exhibition of our
affection. We have other ways of showing our caring love and affection
and respect for women. Mostly, we show our respect for women by raping
them. At times it is done in groups of several men which is our way of
paying tribute to the strength of the female form that it requires
enormous effort by men to subdue.

We also love and respect our women enough that we force them to get a
handsome dowry from their parents at the time of wedding and then
throughout her life. This is done to ensure that she is able to lead a
comfortable life. If for whatever reasons, the parents are unable to
fund the dowry requirements, we normally tend to kill our brides by
burning them or pushing them from the roof a tall building or force
them to commit suicide to save them from discomfort and guilt that she
was unable to provide a comfortable life to her husband and his
parents and his uncles and aunts and his nephews and nieces etc.

Mr Gere, in India, the female form is equated with Devi i.e. goddess.
We very firmly believe in this and that is why we have no hesitation
in piling her with all responsibilities, hard work and hardships. In
many parts of our country, when a man dies, his wife is expected and
made to self immolate only to save her from the guilt of not having
been able to protect and save her husband despite of her being a form
of goddess.

I hope it has become abundantly clear to you that we care and respect
our women enough that we cannot accept your immoral behaviour. Had you
proceeded to rape Ms Shetty (with a condom on, of course, in line with
your prevention of AIDS advocacy), we would probably not have found
the act as offensive. While you would be in trouble with the law, the
people of India would have not had any issue with you as this is a
common occurrence for them.

I hope you have learnt your lesson and in the future rape an Indian
woman before engaging in heinous act of kissing her in public. We
could be in trouble with law in both cases but at least if you rape
her, people will not say that you are inhuman, insensitive and
immoral. Moreover, in case you do commit a rape, the law is likely to
take a while to catch up with you because unlike kissing in public
there are so many rapes happening everyday. And then you are likely to
get off on a technicality.
 
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what a waste of time, are there any ladies here who'd love to ride in my car?
 
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ja bolechis boss, ei salader kono kaj nei salara nijer desher problemer belaye ghore ghumoye ar sensitiveness dekhacche!
 
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Think the incident has been blown out of all proportions.

Sihpla Shetty is a very attractive girl and I wouldnt mind kissing her myself.

Regarding kissing in public. True that even in Kama Sutra kissing in public has not been mentioned. However, you can't tell me that no has seen a young couple stealing a little kiss ( or puppy in the local dialect) in the gardens and in parks. I have once observed it myself in the park of Jehangir's tomb in Lahore when I was a student. Actually it was impossible to steal a kiss anywhere else accept in a secluded place on a picinc or so because of lack of privacy.

In England there is saying:

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The girl who swears that she is never been kissed has right to SWEAR!!.

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The second swear implies is cursing her lack of desirability.

What Richard Gere did was of course immature and in very poor taste to say the least. However 'No one has died" and if he is sincere in his appology what is the harm. Ms Shetty is
none the worse for it.
 
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i am refering to bulls's open letter to Mr Gere fantastically sarcastic and sharply funny nicely written.......lol
 
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What are you all so worked up about?

kissing seems to be alright in the movies, i just watched jhoom barabar jhoom, people kissing, one playing a prostitute....all of it.
 
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I love to hear what a guy who has a "ganja" leaf on his profile pic has to say..lol

PS: what is wrong with kissing...even in public as long one doesnt go beyond that
 
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ganjas are hallmark of being subcontinentians, ganjas aur charas , no need of the wills navy cuts..
 
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Marlboro Lights for me dude,
Wills is way too strong for me...i am lil wusssie pussie..lol
 
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Sir,

By all means!!! for all you know there might be new entrants
 
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Don't you guys see Indian movies? where they dance in half cloths & jump on guys, hell they even kiss them too; People can watch it in their homes but they cant watch it on stage?

I dont get it.
 
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