A phone call from hell to pakistan

[Imran Khan]

Nawaz #Sharif , Queen #Elizabeth and #Vladimir #Putin all died and went to hell..

While there,
they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for..

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth..

Putin asks to call #Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque..

Next Queen Elizabeth calls #England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check..

Finally Nawaz Sharif gets his turn and talks to #Lahore for 4 hours..

When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00..

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Nawaz Sharif got to call #Pakistan so cheaply..

The devil smiles and replies:
Since Nawaz Sharif took over,
The country has gone to hell,
So it's a local call....!

 

[El Sidd]

Shahrukh Jatoi will walk free and become CM Sindh when Bilawal becomes PM.

Usse pehle india se jang karlo