13 Types of Mehmaan That Visit Every Pakistani Home

[Well.wisher]

The hospitality that us Pakistanis show is something you should all be really proud about. After all, we believe in the mantra that “mehmaan rehmat hotey hain“. However some guests are just too stressful, not that we say it to their face but you know you dread their arrival.

See if you can find anyone you know here:

1. The guest who say they are your relative but you’re seeing them for the first time
This person will keep on asking you “pechana? Nai pechana?” and you are sitting there with a confused look on your face and trying hard to remember who is this person whose only concern is to remind you how they had once bought chocolate for you about 10 years ago at a third cousin’s bhabi‘s brother’s wedding.

Via: Tumblr


2. The one who can’t stop being a show off
They will tell you about the new car they bought, how much they enjoyed during their fourth Euro trip in as many months or the menu of the dinner which that this random MNA guy was also at. All of this will be spoken within the first two minutes of conversation.

Via: Tumblr


3. The guests with that annoying naughty kid
Oh, these people have the one kid whose training to ‘sit’ is worse than your new puppy’s. He will keep on wandering in the entire house. This badtameez kid will even go through everything in your room. Why do their parents even bring them to someone’s house? WHY?

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4. The guest who’s simply the best
According to their perspective, I mean. Their daughters have higher grades than you, a dozen more rishtas already in the kitty and they have the looks of a model, to boot. The worst part? After they leave, your mom won’t stop comparing you to them. Sigh #sedlyf

Via: Tumblr


5. The one who will always stay for dinner
So, let me walk you through the steps of being a guest to someone’s place. You go to their place, they serve you thanda garam then you talk about stuff and leave. No one wants to cook a dinner for you when they have not invited you for one.

Source: bollypop.in


6. The Examiner
Your dad has an old school friend over who is sort of a big deal because of all of their academic accomplishments. They come to your house, your dad calls for you to sit with “uncle” and then for every sip “uncle” takes from his teacup, he throws a question at you. What are you studying? What prospects does your degree give you? Have you thought about finance? Do you know software engineering is a big thing these days?

Source: Hum Network Limited


7. The match maker
This is usually a female guest and they will inspect you from head to toe and rank you, in ther mind, for their rishta scoreboard. Within seconds their brain’s database will return the results and they will tell your mom that the son of Parveen aunty’scousin’s jethani is a perfect match for you. And don’t forget her comments on the tea you did not make.

Source: AN Entertainment Pvt. Ltd. / Showcase Films


8. The zinda laash
Ask them how their day was and tell them how nice they look, however many times you want, their only response is going to be: “hmm”. You just can’t even.

Source: Hum Network Limited


9. The ATM
These are the nicest guests because they’re the ones with the thickest wallets and the biggest hearts. Your mom keeps on telling them iski kia zarorat hai? While you look at that 1000 rupee note like a Lahori looked at thos seekh kebabs before they found out the meat was from a donkey and not a cow.

Source: REDRUM Films / ARY Films


10. The cleanliness freak
As they enter, the first thing they notice is the tiny spider web at the corner of a wall. If there is a little trace of dust on the floor, they will suddenly become allergic to it. The bathrooms are never too tidy for them. So, before they arrive everyone at home is busy cleaning up the invisible mess that they always manage to find.

Via: Tumblr


11. The Joker
They are a great party guest.They are always in a good mood and everything is great if you invite them over to those otherwise insufferable family gatherings.

Source: Hum Network Limited


12. The sarcastic aunty
With an acidic tongue, their words stab you right in the heart but you can’t complaint because mehmaan jo hain. They will never refrain from making a jab at you, every single time. She always finds ways to steer the conversation to you.

Source: memeabad.com


13. Your Rishtedaar
Not the ones you talk to for family dinners, only. But your actual, living, breathing relatives that you love hanging out with. Bonus points to them if this is your loving grandparent because you know if they are over, love is in the air!

@django @RealNapster @Mentee ..

Which kinda guest you are ..

I'm the joker nd the match maker

 

[Valar.]

I am 8 among elders and 11 among youngsters.
Gosh, I think I have conflicted personality disorder. Lol

 

[El Sidd]

In old ancient cultures guests were considered as wandering pure spirits. In modern day and age, life goes so fast that it is considered both being the guest or the host, a burden.

 

[Valar.]

In old ancient cultures guests were considered as wandering pure spirits. In modern day and age, life goes so fast that it is considered both being the guest or the host, a burden.

You're probably that annoying naughty kid from point no. 3

 

[El Sidd]

You're probably that annoying naughty kid from point no. 3

How would I know Sir?

I think I saw a khutba somewhere on the forum today about Labels and how it is demeaning to humans and hampers the growth of ones character.

 

[Valar.]

How would I know Sir?

I think I saw a khutba somewhere on the forum today about Labels and how it is demeaning to humans and hampers the growth of ones character.

I saw that khutba too and was surprised how the khutba delay Wala used a label for himself at first and then simply asked others to don't label anyone. I think I am not the only one with conflicted personality disorder

 

[El Sidd]

I saw that khutba too and was surprised how the khutba delay Wala used a label for himself at first and then simply asked others to don't label anyone. I think I am not the only one with conflicted personality disorder

the other person has a legitimate excuse sir....
you do not
that is the irony of these things.

 

[Azadkashmir]

For me guest are nothing but headache they knock knock i have to get up off my computer open the door by time i open the door they gone. Do you have that fat aunty that only comes to your house to eat? bi tch plz get the **** out, she rings your house to see if you're in, then she knocks knowing that if you don't open the door then it was conspiracy and she has that nosy spy sister in law that she puts to work to look thru your window to see hiding behind the furniture. Oh the rich uncle god they so full of themselves these guys drive 50 grand car talk big but die to contribute a penny.

mehmaan are behmaan

 

[Well.wisher]

In old ancient cultures guests were considered as wandering pure spirits. In modern day and age, life goes so fast that it is considered both being the guest or the host, a burden.

True .
I don't understand the reason why guests are considered burden ..
Having guests is refreshing.

the other person has a legitimate excuse sir....
you do not
that is the irony of these things.

My legitimate excuse is trolololol ..

 

[El Sidd]

True .
I don't understand the reason why guests are considered burden ..
Having guests is refreshing.





My legitimate excuse is trolololol ..

Its evolution i would say. Life was harder but simpler. In hardships, Humans need companionship or a sense of belonging in a big pack, as a sense of safety net. As people become richer and richer, the ever present urge to compete misleads people into becoming judgemental and easily triggered over petty issues.

As we move towards more materialism, guests or playing host will become ever more a burden and as nosy as we are, maybe a good thing to finally finding a balance.

Your legitimate excuse is you are a young lady and we live in a feminist society. Humans or supernaturals, all are afraid of you.

 

[Mentee]

Leave this guest classification aside for a moment first tell me tmhari shadi kb Hoi?

 

[RealNapster]

Which kinda guest you are ..

I am not that much of a gatherer. Its hard for me to socialize due to the reason that i normally find some people idiot, weird and unbearable. I would most probably like 1 out of 10 persons i meet. To the others, i am just a wall after 10 minutes of discussion.

Leave this guest classification aside for a moment first tell me tmhari shadi kb Hoi?

Kis ki qismat phooti ?

 

[El Sidd]

For me guest are nothing but headache they knock knock i have to get up off my computer open the door by time i open the door they gone. Do you have that fat aunty that only comes to your house to eat? bi tch plz get the **** out, she rings your house to see if you're in, then she knocks knowing that if you don't open the door then it was conspiracy and she has that nosy spy sister in law that she puts to work to look thru your window to see hiding behind the furniture. Oh the rich uncle god they so full of themselves these guys drive 50 grand car talk big but die to contribute a penny.

mehmaan are behmaan

Do it like a bandage. One quick motion. If it works out you are free. If it doesnt what do you have to lose i say.

 

[django]

The hospitality that us Pakistanis show is something you should all be really proud about. After all, we believe in the mantra that “mehmaan rehmat hotey hain“. However some guests are just too stressful, not that we say it to their face but you know you dread their arrival.

See if you can find anyone you know here:

1. The guest who say they are your relative but you’re seeing them for the first time
This person will keep on asking you “pechana? Nai pechana?” and you are sitting there with a confused look on your face and trying hard to remember who is this person whose only concern is to remind you how they had once bought chocolate for you about 10 years ago at a third cousin’s bhabi‘s brother’s wedding.

Via: Tumblr


2. The one who can’t stop being a show off
They will tell you about the new car they bought, how much they enjoyed during their fourth Euro trip in as many months or the menu of the dinner which that this random MNA guy was also at. All of this will be spoken within the first two minutes of conversation.

Via: Tumblr


3. The guests with that annoying naughty kid
Oh, these people have the one kid whose training to ‘sit’ is worse than your new puppy’s. He will keep on wandering in the entire house. This badtameez kid will even go through everything in your room. Why do their parents even bring them to someone’s house? WHY?

Via: Tumblr


4. The guest who’s simply the best
According to their perspective, I mean. Their daughters have higher grades than you, a dozen more rishtas already in the kitty and they have the looks of a model, to boot. The worst part? After they leave, your mom won’t stop comparing you to them. Sigh #sedlyf

Via: Tumblr


5. The one who will always stay for dinner
So, let me walk you through the steps of being a guest to someone’s place. You go to their place, they serve you thanda garam then you talk about stuff and leave. No one wants to cook a dinner for you when they have not invited you for one.

Source: bollypop.in


6. The Examiner
Your dad has an old school friend over who is sort of a big deal because of all of their academic accomplishments. They come to your house, your dad calls for you to sit with “uncle” and then for every sip “uncle” takes from his teacup, he throws a question at you. What are you studying? What prospects does your degree give you? Have you thought about finance? Do you know software engineering is a big thing these days?

Source: Hum Network Limited


7. The match maker
This is usually a female guest and they will inspect you from head to toe and rank you, in ther mind, for their rishta scoreboard. Within seconds their brain’s database will return the results and they will tell your mom that the son of Parveen aunty’scousin’s jethani is a perfect match for you. And don’t forget her comments on the tea you did not make.

Source: AN Entertainment Pvt. Ltd. / Showcase Films


8. The zinda laash
Ask them how their day was and tell them how nice they look, however many times you want, their only response is going to be: “hmm”. You just can’t even.

Source: Hum Network Limited


9. The ATM
These are the nicest guests because they’re the ones with the thickest wallets and the biggest hearts. Your mom keeps on telling them iski kia zarorat hai? While you look at that 1000 rupee note like a Lahori looked at thos seekh kebabs before they found out the meat was from a donkey and not a cow.

Source: REDRUM Films / ARY Films


10. The cleanliness freak
As they enter, the first thing they notice is the tiny spider web at the corner of a wall. If there is a little trace of dust on the floor, they will suddenly become allergic to it. The bathrooms are never too tidy for them. So, before they arrive everyone at home is busy cleaning up the invisible mess that they always manage to find.

Via: Tumblr


11. The Joker
They are a great party guest.They are always in a good mood and everything is great if you invite them over to those otherwise insufferable family gatherings.

Source: Hum Network Limited


12. The sarcastic aunty
With an acidic tongue, their words stab you right in the heart but you can’t complaint because mehmaan jo hain. They will never refrain from making a jab at you, every single time. She always finds ways to steer the conversation to you.

Source: memeabad.com


13. Your Rishtedaar
Not the ones you talk to for family dinners, only. But your actual, living, breathing relatives that you love hanging out with. Bonus points to them if this is your loving grandparent because you know if they are over, love is in the air!

@django @RealNapster @Mentee ..

Which kinda guest you are ..

I'm the joker nd the match maker

Which kinda guest you are ..

The sensible well spoken kind.Kudos Wisher

 

[Well.wisher]

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Leave this guest classification aside for a moment first tell me tmhari shadi kb Hoi?

Q bataun ..