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10 Reasons Why Robert Vadra Might Be Superhuman | The DailyMoss – Short stories and amusing lists from India

When I say superhuman, it doesn’t mean he can fly or knock off 100 villains in one go. From ordinary lad to India’s fastest multi-billionaire, Robert Vadra, the son-in-law of India’s most powerful woman Edvige Antonia Albina Maino aka ‘Sonia Gandhi’, has a different and impossible success story. With his sudden rise in power, fame, and fortune, we eventually started feeling that he might possess some extraordinary capabilities. He is neither a Batman nor a Superman, but in real life he might be a superhuman.

1. Robert Vadra is a short man, and has funny moustache too but he had the courage to impress Sonia Gandhi’s daughter.
Not even a single bachelor in India had guts to approach Priyanka Gandhi, but Robert did it. But you know what? Robert’s friends were shocked when they heard that his little friend was getting married to Priyanka.





2. He was not born rich. He didn’t work like Bill Gates. He didn’t go to any business school. But it only took less than 10 years for him to become a multi-business tycoon.
Now, he has the fortune to buy the entire agricultural land in Haryana which he can turn into golf course.





3. Once he turned Rs 50 lakhs into 300 crores with his supernatural power.
Or he has a gold laying goose.





4. He is the only common man in India who is not frisked at airports.
Because he is a superhuman!



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5. If you have unusual power or capability, you always want to dress up differently. Like this…
Showed up to vote in pink trousers



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6. And look at that super muscled body! Doesn’t he look like an insane bodybuilder?
At 40, Robert still can do 100 push-ups a day and can play golf the entire day.

 
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How did this guy manage to woo Priyanka Gandhi???
She sounds the most sane in the Gandhi clan.
 
No, I mean anyone could have wooed her.
She had an army of body guards around her, how did he manage to get beyond this line of control??
He wasn't rich..good looking or from a political family like her...his chances were zilch.
 
She had an army of body guards around her, how did he manage to get beyond this line of control??
He wasn't rich..good looking or from a political family like her...his chances were zilch.
They met in a party thrown by a common friend, any guess who was that common friend?
Hint: Bofors
 
2. He was not born rich. He didn’t work like Bill Gates. He didn’t go to any business school. But it only took less than 10 years for him to become a multi-business tycoon.


So he was some regular guy, who hooked up with P. Gandhi, then became the billionaire after 10 years?
 
Priyanka is the daughter of Indira Gandhi and she is a potential leader of Congress. Remember Indira Gandhi? She taught Pakistan that 1 divided by 2 equals half

lol I don't think Indian politicians are known that much in Pakistan, only Modi is the true super star in Pakistan.
 
lol I don't think Indian politicians are known that much in Pakistan, only Modi is the true super star in Pakistan.

Yeah Modi should be popular. He will teach South Asians that hot air plus hot air = no results :D
 

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