http://m.indiatoday.in/story/bangalore-chinese-national-attacked-five-miscreants/1/1014773.html
Bengaluru: Chinese national attacked by five miscreants
Rohini Swamy | Bengaluru | Sunday, July 30, 2017
A Chinese national who was on a business trip to Bengaluru was attacked by unknown assailants...
India: I will trade kashmir for the road.
China: kashmir belongs to pakistan.
India: I will give you Bhutan.
China: Bhutan is a sovereign nation.
India: we'll give you Modi.
China: excellent!
:D