Women thoughts-Agian under scrutiny!

[Xeric]

An eye opener for some.....


Wrong Answer...!!!

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?



HUSBAND:

Definitely not!



WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?



HUSBAND:

Of course I do.



WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?



HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.



WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).



HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).



WIFE:

Would you live in our house?



HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.



WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?



HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?



WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?



HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.



WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?



HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.



WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?



HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.



WIFE:
- silence - -







HUSBAND:
F**k ....!!

 

[Blossom]

Pilot banna hai mujhe...

love pilots

 

[Blossom]

enigma bhai lagta hai bhaabi ji se tang aa gye hain....

 

[Blossom]

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

slip of tongue!

 

[Xeric]

slip of tongue!

No, it is slip of Taang (leg)

enigma bhai lagta hai bhaabi ji se tang aa gye hain....

No sis, i am fine with her

 

[dbc]

A picture is worth a thousand words:

lol! TS Thanks

 

[Blossom]

No, it is slip of Taang (leg)


No sis, i am fine with her

to phir kis per gussa nikal rhy hain?

 

[Xeric]

to phir kis per gussa nikal rhy hain?

Gusa kaya nikalna hai bibi, bus just trying to laugh myself.

Anywaz, i wonder why it is always the women who has been subjected to such treatment as of writing funny stuff on them and mocking things up, why dont someone write something about guys, well i think i have the answer, something is definitely wrong with the girl power

 

[duhastmish]

Eniga brother - Belan chupa dena before bhabi come to know these jokes of yours.

because :

kya marega vo,jo above said comment karta hai,

joke bhi karta hai, saath meing biwi se bhi darta hai,

sare jahan ki dushwariyan manzoor iske siwaye,

biwi ke belan se to bas allah hi bachaye!
-------------------------------------------------------------------WAH WAH WAH WAH

 

[Xeric]

Eniga brother - Belan chupa dena before bhabi come to know these jokes of yours.

because :

kya marega vo,jo above said comment karta hai,

joke bhi karta hai, saath meing biwi se bhi darta hai,

sare jahan ki dushwariyan manzoor iske siwaye,

biwi ke belan se to bas allah hi bachaye!
-------------------------------------------------------------------WAH WAH WAH WAH

lolzz... well itna be nahi darta mai ab..

 

[Blossom]

hunh enigma nothing's wrong with girl's power.We believe that you guys just aren't worth our attention.LOL!

 

[Xeric]

hunh enigma nothing's wrong with girl's power.We believe that you guys just aren't worth our attention.LOL!

:Sniff sniff: i can smell someone else soul in you!

 

[Blossom]

hahahhahahha
I think I know whose soul it is

 

[Xeric]

hahahhahahha
I think I know whose soul is it

God Bless you "all"

 

[afriend]

An eye opener for some.....


Wrong Answer...!!!

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?



HUSBAND:

Definitely not!



WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?



HUSBAND:

Of course I do.



WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?



HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.



WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).



HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).



WIFE:

Would you live in our house?



HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.



WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?



HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?



WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?



HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.



WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?



HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.



WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?



HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.



WIFE:
- silence - -







HUSBAND:
F**k ....!!

That was a good one enigma..!!!!