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Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a
get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses
of iced tea and coffee, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could
use his personal washroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the gold urinal he
had found in Clinton's washroom.
'Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold
urinal. How great and self-indulgent would that be?!'
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her turn for the tour of
the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his
discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had
a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:
"I found out who pissed in your saxophone the other day!!!"
get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses
of iced tea and coffee, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could
use his personal washroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the gold urinal he
had found in Clinton's washroom.
'Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold
urinal. How great and self-indulgent would that be?!'
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her turn for the tour of
the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his
discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had
a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:
"I found out who pissed in your saxophone the other day!!!"
