Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[DESERT FIGHTER]

 

[United]

Nudist exhibition India

 

[BDforever]

 

[Jaanbaz]

 

[Soumitra]

 

[mehboobkz]

https://twitter.com/x/status/732124962526371840

 

[MastanKhan]

 

[Manindra]

 

[monitor]

Just reading a 64 year old man's install new PENIS of another man as his penis was cut off due to cancer. I wonder what this 64 year old will do with his new penis and the donor will live.

 

[Abba_Dabba_Jabba]

@mehboobkz

https://twitter.com/x/status/732453730105200645

https://twitter.com/x/status/732516155370377220

 

[mehboobkz]

https://twitter.com/x/status/732568775053172737

https://twitter.com/x/status/732567748354691072

https://twitter.com/x/status/732498856886198273

https://twitter.com/x/status/732223289578430464

http://www.rediff.com/news/report/aap-sweeps-mcd-by-polls-setback-for-bjp/20160517.htm

AAP and Congress end BJP domination of Delhi's MCD

 

[Soumitra]

View attachment 305449

I have got a request from some members to translate this post. .

So here it is
Roktak ke pramukh chaurahon par police dwaara CCTV lagwaya gaya lekin rohtak waale to log rohtak ke hi hain to unhone usse ek naya prayog kiya

(in Rohtak's crossroads police put new CCTV cameras but people of Rohtak are like that only and they found a different use for them) - Rohtak is a place in haryana state of India

Ek rohtak ke jaat ne subah subah police control room main phone kiya
(One jaat from rohtak called the police control room in the morning)

Jaat : Aapke CCTV camera theek se kaam kar rahaa hai?
(Jaat : Is your CCTV camera working correctly?)

Control Room: Jii Janaab
(Control Room: Yes Sir)

Jaat ne phir poochaa: Kyaa DLF waali gali bhi nazar aa rahi hai?
(Jaat Asked again : Can you see the DLF lane)

Control Room: Jii Janaab
(Control Room: Yes Sir)

Jaat: Kyaa Bikaner Halwaayi ki dukaan dikh rahi hai?
(Jaat: Can you see Bikaner Sweet Shop?)

Control Room: Jii Janaab Kyaa baat ho gayi
(Control Room: Yes Sir What is the matter)

Jaat: Re Kuch naa. Ek baar dekh ke bataiyo ki garm jalebi sikh rahi hai ke
Jaat: Arey its nothing. Just look and tell if hot jalebis are being made in the shop

 

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[MastanKhan]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=798639170247174

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=956216544473290

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1140628859299924

 

[ghazi52]