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University students at a Soviet diplomatic academy are having an exam. The tester sets the task:
- Imagine that you are an ambassador of the USSR to one of the African countries. One day, a Soviet submarine surfaces in this country's main port, sinks the flag ship of this country's Navy and sails away. The president of the African country summons you and demands an explanation. You are now instructed to write a diplomatic note.
The students, future diplomats, submit their work. The tester checks their work and comes back for a feedback session:
- Well, ladies and gentlemen, you all did rather well. However, there are several problems with your diplomatic notes. First of all, you should not write "do not give a fvck" with a contraction. Secondly, "fvck off" is written as two words, not one. And lastly, "n.gger" should be capitalized, after all, you are addressing a sovereign Head of State.
University students at a Soviet diplomatic academy are having an exam. The tester sets the task:
- Imagine that you are an ambassador of the USSR to one of the African countries. One day, a Soviet submarine surfaces in this country's main port, sinks the flag ship of this country's Navy and sails away. The president of the African country summons you and demands an explanation. You are now instructed to write a diplomatic note.
The students, future diplomats, submit their work. The tester checks their work and comes back for a feedback session:
- Well, ladies and gentlemen, you all did rather well. However, there are several problems with your diplomatic notes. First of all, you should not write "do not give a fvck" with a contraction. Secondly, "fvck off" is written as two words, not one. And lastly, "n.gger" should be capitalized, after all, you are addressing a sovereign Head of State.