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Qualifications to be President


The following is a funny and true story shared by KC Williams who teaches government at Santa Fe High School.

In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

KC and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

 

[MastanKhan]

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, 'You must be a dentist.'

The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?'

'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.'

One thing led to another and they make love.. After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a good dentist.'

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?'

'I didn't feel a thing!'

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, 'You must be a dentist.'

The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?'

'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.'

One thing led to another and they make love.. After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a good dentist.'

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?'

'I didn't feel a thing!'

an effective yet ineffective ''drill'' sergeant at the same time


hahaha good one

 

[MastanKhan]

Amir Zia,

That was a good one.

 

[Respect4Respect01]

loll, one of the best pictures ever.

 

[Water Car Engineer]

This sounds like the Bush and Vajpayee joke. And its fake.

 

[Roybot]

Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk - FoxNews.com

 

[krash]

This sounds like the Bush and Vajpayee joke. And its fake.

NO ITS NOT!!! This actually did happen. This is by no means fake! After the conference Musharaf and Bush went to a lesbian bar and did tequila shots off of each other's belly buttons while Ahmadinejad sang "dumm maro dumm" on the karaoke system because he had recently gotten his belly pierced.............true story.........

 

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[S.M.R]

How to deal with 'Kharoos' Neighbors..

Nice towels.

Can you read it????

 

[Ajaxpaul]

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Unusual lol .......what the motorbikes should have done, must have got a room for all this??Everything is allowed in love and war.

Man ruined everything and this one as well.A step ahead in evolution doesn't mean you need to override everything.Look how those two junkies trying to break the bond.