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He tries hard to be !
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!,” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you Celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched cocks,” he replied.
She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”……
The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!,” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you Celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched cocks,” he replied.
She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”……
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I must have missed myself in there.
Not in this case,..... perhaps you should make an effort as well.
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The teacher asked little Bobo,
"What's two and two?". He counted
1-2-3-4 on his fingers
and said, "Four, teacher?". She said, "
Yes, that's right, but you counted on
your fingers. Put your hands behind behind your
back and tell me what's three and
three".
He put his hands behind his back,
fumbled around, and answered, "Six,
teacher? ". She said, "Yes, that's right, but you're still counting
on your fingers. Put your hands in your pockets and
tell me what's five and five". He put
his hands in his pockets, fumbled
around, and replied, "Eleven,
teacher - get out of the class ".
"What's two and two?". He counted
1-2-3-4 on his fingers
and said, "Four, teacher?". She said, "
Yes, that's right, but you counted on
your fingers. Put your hands behind behind your
back and tell me what's three and
three".
He put his hands behind his back,
fumbled around, and answered, "Six,
teacher? ". She said, "Yes, that's right, but you're still counting
on your fingers. Put your hands in your pockets and
tell me what's five and five". He put
his hands in his pockets, fumbled
around, and replied, "Eleven,
teacher - get out of the class ".
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