SHOES ARE TRACED OUT

[voiceofaa]

Further to my previous post regarding Pair of show which was thrown on Bush
http://www.defence.pk/forums/world-...ng-shoes-halelujah-post243742.html#post243742

Is may ISI ka haath lagta hai?

Ya woh Joota Pakistan say bana hua thaa?

Ya woh Urdu Accent may Arabic bol raha thaa?

Ya woh Iraqi kabhi Pakistan aaaya thaa etc etc?

Investigation reveals that his name was "Abu Joota bin Abu Peshawari Kheri"

The pair of shoes which was thrown at Mr. Bush in Iraq has links to Pakistan, said a joint statement by Indian foreign ministry and Pentagon. They have the following proofs and necessary measures took:

i) The journalist had visited Pakistan earlier this year. There he was inspired by the shoe throwing at former CM Arbab Ghulam Rahim and Sher Afghan Niazi.

ii) He received his training of throwing shoes by a Pakistan based Jihadi organization.

iii) The DNA sample of leather has revealed that the animal whose skin was used for manufacturing the shoe had traces of grass which is grown in North of Pakistan and this skin was collected by a Jihadi organization on Eid-ul-Adha this month.

iv) Hearing this, President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani have decided to send the owners of Bata and Service to India to ban the Jihadi rganization & launch a country wide crackdown against all the cobblers in Pakistan.

v) Indian Government impose ban on terrorist outfits like Bata, Service, Don Carlos and Liberty Shoes...., Sperry Top-Sider, Stride Rite, and Tommy Hilfiger are under observation.

vi) Pakistani government considering the possibilites of imposing ban on imports of Chinese shoes and used (Lunda) Middle eastern shoes.

vii) Zardari re-affirm his cooperation during his call to Mr.Manmohan Singh, Mr. Singh ask him to keep an eye on used-Shoe market (Lunda Bazar) for possibility of future terrorist attacks and warn him that this might be repeated with him in Presidency (Awan-e-Sadr).

viii) Mr.Zardari Quickly ordered all his cabinet members and parlimentarians to be bear-footed when they visit him. An special tender enquiry is expected soon of Hawai-Chappal (Sleepers) for visitors of Presidency.

Note: Investigations are still under process, and will be revealed only on it's completion (Which has never been done before

 

[metalfalcon]

Hilarious indeed, Every terrorist activity has a Pakistani link ..... Some how?

I heard they searched for explosives in those shoes and then destroyed them, So no one can buy them and keep them as a Symbol of shame for all Aggressors.