Republic of Naswaristan

[halupridol]

How BEDROOM smells
After
MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---
perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..

After 3 yrs---
Baby powder,Johnsons Cream and Lotions,Baby oils..

After 15 yrs---
Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..

After 40 yrs---
Agarbatti...

Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
- Shakespear's Wife
Arz kiya hai..
Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,
wah wah wah
Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..
Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!
Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
@RAMPAGE
kuch kar.....yeh naswaristan nahi registan ban gaya hai....

 

[ranjeet]

 

[halupridol]

 

[Kompromat]

 

[Dillinger]

@Secur @jaibi I am not doing justice to the title of a think tank, even the work I wished to undertake for the PDF Wiki project I had to drop due to work and personal reasons. I am requesting that you do the needful and let me relinquish the title so that other members with more time and dedication can take it up.

How goes life brothers? It has been quite literally hell for the last two months over here, never thought I'd have to work like the slaves of old Egypt. Everything kosher on your side?

 

[RAMPAGE]

I'm Sick

 

[faisal6309]

How BEDROOM smells
After
MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---
perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..

After 3 yrs---
Baby powder,Johnsons Cream and Lotions,Baby oils..

After 15 yrs---
Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..

After 40 yrs---
Agarbatti...

Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
- Shakespear's Wife
Arz kiya hai..
Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,
wah wah wah
Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..
Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!
Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
@RAMPAGE
kuch kar.....yeh naswaristan nahi registan ban gaya hai....

So then kanwara rehny ka irada ha??

 

[RAMPAGE]

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Kheriat hai bhai ???

Kiun dara rhay ho

 

[halupridol]

So then kanwara rehny ka irada ha??

hehehehe.....irada toh wahi hai...magar dekhte hai..

 

[Secur]

@Secur @jaibi I am not doing justice to the title of a think tank, even the work I wished to undertake for the PDF Wiki project I had to drop due to work and personal reasons. I am requesting that you do the needful and let me relinquish the title so that other members with more time and dedication can take it up.

How goes life brothers? It has been quite literally hell for the last two months over here, never thought I'd have to work like the slaves of old Egypt. Everything kosher on your side?

I thought you were dead , seriously . Where the hell have you been , mate ? We will see about that if you have no plans in the immediate future about returning .

 

[livingdead]

@Secur @jaibi I am not doing justice to the title of a think tank, even the work I wished to undertake for the PDF Wiki project I had to drop due to work and personal reasons. I am requesting that you do the needful and let me relinquish the title so that other members with more time and dedication can take it up.

How goes life brothers? It has been quite literally hell for the last two months over here, never thought I'd have to work like the slaves of old Egypt. Everything kosher on your side?

hey dilli babes... where were you...

I'm Sick

kya hua munna...

 

[Chronos]

@Secur @jaibi I am not doing justice to the title of a think tank, even the work I wished to undertake for the PDF Wiki project I had to drop due to work and personal reasons. I am requesting that you do the needful and let me relinquish the title so that other members with more time and dedication can take it up.

How goes life brothers? It has been quite literally hell for the last two months over here, never thought I'd have to work like the slaves of old Egypt. Everything kosher on your side?

I missed you bro.

No Homo of course

 

[faisal6309]

hehehehe.....irada toh wahi hai...magar dekhte hai..

Risk leny sy kia faida jab pta ha k kia hona ha!!

 

[halupridol]

Risk leny sy kia faida jab pta ha k kia hona ha!!

wht risk yaar......
look around...inti titliya hai.....i am happily unmarried

 

[faisal6309]

wht risk yaar......
look around...inti titliya hai.....i am happily unmarried

Titliyo sy yad aya..