Punch dialogues

[RPK]

U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College



Presidency College - Google Search

 

[Awesome]

You can...

and you can not become an engineer even after studying in an engineering college.

 

[RPK]

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Say the name 'Ekambaram' and even an unborn child will shut its mouth and hush up."
"Well, if you say the name 'Alex Pandian' to that same unborn child, it will even close its mother's mouth with its other hand!"

"I will do what I say, I will also do what I don't say"

"If a normal human being is electrocuted, he gets a shock. But I am Narasimma. If you try to electrocute me, it is the electric current that gets a shock."

"Kill Narasimma? They haven't even invented a bullet that can do that, fool."

 

[RPK]

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"Forgiveness - the only word I hate in English."

"There are those who survive a storm's lashing; but no one survives this Boopathy's thrashing!"

If I decide about something once, even I won't listen to myself again.

 

[INDIAN SOLDIER]

A fauji is one, who, at some point in his life, writes a blank check payable to 'His Motherland' for an amount upto and including his life..

I love animals as they are damn tasty!

 

[Shardul.....the lion]

Jinke ghar shishe ke hote hai...............




Wo basement mein jake kapde badalte hai