Planning to get married?

[cheekybird]

lagta hai bakra katne ke liye khud hee utawlaa ho raha hai....achha hai ....bakee i dont get it for male members its like a entertainment to see another guy porposfully jumping into a frying pan but why are ladies so happy about it??????

ye ladies apko thori batein gi

 

[Foo_Fighter]

ye ladies apko thori batein gi

Ladies nahi bateyengi toh kaun bateyaga?

 

[GURU DUTT]

WHAT IS MARRIAGE???


1. Marriage is not a word.
It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.


4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.


8. Son: How much does it cost you to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.


9. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!


10. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

11. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

12. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.


13. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

14. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.


15. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

16. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

17. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.


18. Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

19. A man was complaining to a friend: I had it all, money, a beautiful house, the love of a beautiful woman, then poof! It was all gone. What happened, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: Ok, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.


21. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

22. A woman inserted an ad in the paper - HUSBAND WANTED. The next day she received hundreds of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.


23. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

yaar i think you are either too naive or a prevert of the highest type..you porpousfuuly openned this thread so as we make some stupid comment and you get into god books of baajee & her girlee band....baree door kee game khel rahe ho miya

 

[cheekybird]

Yaar ... your replied are frightening me... aaj sona bhi hai mujhey

acha hai..im doing my kind a fav ...taake phir ap UNSE darein

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yaar i think you are either too naive or a prevert of the highest type..you porpousfuuly openned this thread so as we make some stupid comment and you get into god books of baajee & her girlee band....baree door kee game khel rahe ho miya

oho guru ji inhon ne game shoro ki hai,kheli thori hai ....

 

[GURU DUTT]

acha hai..im doing my kind a fav ...taake phir ap UNSE darein

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oho guru ji inhon ne game shoro ki hai,kheli thori hai ....

aap bhee kam nahee muhtarmaa????????

ab lagtaa hai a double game ke chakkar m ho???????????

jaane do bachha hai????

 

[Foo_Fighter]

yaar i think you are either too naive or a prevert of the highest type..you porpousfuuly openned this thread so as we make some stupid comment and you get into god books of baajee & her girlee band....baree door kee game khel rahe ho miya

shhhhhhh... parda faash na karein....

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aap bhee kam nahee muhtarmaa????????

ab lagtaa hai a double game ke chakkar m ho???????????

jaane do bachha hai????

Mujhey baksha jaa raha hai yahan?

 

[cheekybird]

speaking of getting married don ji phir ghaib hain guru ji

 

[GURU DUTT]

speaking of getting married don ji phir ghaib hain guru ji

don bhai aye kab the??????

 

[cheekybird]

don bhai aye kab the??????

mera matlab hai ke foo-fighter ko don ji achee sala de dete,in cheezon mein to don ji....

 

[GURU DUTT]

mera matlab hai ke foo-fighter ko don ji achee sala de dete,in cheezon mein to don ji....

mai tosamajhtaa tha is maamle me jon bhai aur hamare very own filmmaker jee zyaada tajurbaa rakhte hain ...par aap keh rahee hain to ???????

 

[cheekybird]

mai tosamajhtaa tha is maamle me jon bhai aur hamare very own filmmaker jee zyaada tajurbaa rakhte hain ...par aap keh rahee hain to ???????

ap samjhe nahin...mere kehne ka matlab tha don ji achee sala denge...i agree with u UNKA tajurba hai....bohot hai

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Filmaker...chalo shoro ho jaein

 

[GURU DUTT]

ap samjhe nahin...mere kehne ka matlab tha don ji achee sala denge...i agree with u UNKA tajurba hai....bohot hai

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Filmaker...chalo shoro ho jaein

tajurba hai ...filmmaker chalo shuru ho jain ...ap kehna kya chahtee hain?????????

 

[cheekybird]

Dekhtein hain sirji (chief) kya kehtein hain

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tajurba hai ...filmmaker chalo shuru ho jain ...ap kehna kya chahtee hain?????????

oho guru ji SALA (advice)dena shoro ho jaein.....ap bhi naa

 

[GURU DUTT]

Dekhtein hain sirji (chief) kya kehtein hain

rehne do aaj Chief saheb bare thake huen hain aur unhe tajurbaa bhee nahee hai

 

[cheekybird]

o lay...film maker ki to khud ki bolti bund ho gaye hai