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Pakistan's lawyers turn fashion police, tell waiters to stop wearing their 'uniform'


No one else can wear black suits, they say.


Photo: INP



Pakistan's lawyers have a lot to deal with — human rights violations, honour killings, property disputes, defamation and, most importantly, fashion faux pax. Three bar councils in Pakistan have issued statements condemning waiters for wearing "their uniforms".

Our esteemed lawyers are trying to be the fashion police. They say that other than them, no one should be allowed to wear their uniform. But the uniform in question is a black suit with a white shirt and black tie.

Here are a list of places that you can wear this outfit:
  • To work as a bodyguard
  • To work as a waiter
  • To your own wedding
  • To a black-tie dinner
  • To work (not at a law firm)
  • To school (if you want to be fancy)
  • To the gym (sweatpants are overrated)
  • To Empress Market to buy vegetables

And the list goes on and on. But if you were to ask a lawyer in Punjab, Islamabad or Balochistan, they would say they are the only ones allowed to wear black suits.

Bar councils are representative bodies of lawyers. The Punjab Bar Council has written a letter to the chief secretary, the Islamabad Bar Council to the chief commissioner of Islamabad and the Balochistan Bar Council has issued a statement. The gist of all three statements is the same.

"It came to our knowledge, many of the Hotels & Marriage Hall Staff is wearing the uniform of Lawyers. Through this letter I am clearing this, A Law Graduate cannot wear the proper uniform of lawyer unless until he passed the entry test and complete his six month training period [sic]," reads the Punjab Bar Council letter.

"Nobody is allowed to wear the Uniform of Lawyers except the lawyers. If any body will found in the uniform of lawyers at any place, marriage hall, hotels, event hall, I have clear directions to proceed under the relevant provision of Law [sic]."

This isn't a new issue. Lawyers have been wanting complete dominion over black suits for a while. Their fashion claim suffered a blow in 2015, when the Lahore High Court dismissed an appeal asking the court to stop waiters from wearing black suits. Justice Ayesha A Malik had dismissed the petition, saying the court could not issue directions on what citizens could or could not wear.

Since a court has already turned down the lawyers' demand for fashion supremacy, it's unclear what legal action they will be proceeding with.

It is also unclear what the issue is with someone else wearing their uniform. Do they consider waiters or wedding hall staff beneath them and therefore unworthy of wearing this rather mundane set of clothes? Or do they believe that despite their degrees and experience, someone in a courtroom is likely to ask them to bring over a plate of biryani with raita and a cold bottle of 7 Up?

On Twitter, people were as amused as we are with this development.


Others raised good points.

In fact, many of the people making fun of this news were lawyers themselves.

If lawyers don't want someone else wearing their uniform, might we suggest an outfit change? They can mirror our former colonial masters and don their lawyers' uniforms instead.



Photo: Reuters







 
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The more I read about it. The more I feel this country is filled with bloody nutjobs. A beautiful land corrupted by absolute vicious savages. Children being raped, people being fed all sorts of things which are meant to be mutton/beef, all sorts of grave and peer worshipping, and other bs.

I am starting to be so disheartened with Pakistanis. Not Pakistan. Pakistanis.
 
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Now, everyone should force their driver, waiter, and everyone you can think of to dress up like lawyers. :lol: :lol:
 
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What these lawyers are good for? In other countries they are much more concerned about with holding the law, helping others to get the justice while in Pakistan they want to be models. That's what happens when sub standard education is dished out and degrees are awarded on the basis of cheating, money and connections instead of merits. Unrespectable clan is asking for the respect, what next drug dealers will be demanding hospitals shouldn't be using needles as they are exclusive to there profession lol.
 
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Pakistan should introduce a new Exam for these Lawyers to pass and have it done electronically
Multiple choice question
to test their knowledge. They do these type of tests for Accountants to test their Knowledge

Ones who pass it will be allowed to wear their Uniform

I would be curious to see how many Lawyers would pass the requirements for 85% passing grade

Charge them a 1 Lakh Fee which goes to Federal State , for retaking the exams 8-)
If they Fail once Fee becomes 2 Lakh None Refundable Deposit

Failing 5 Times means you have to repeat the 1 year education


Too many D Grade Division holders walking around as Lawyers


Put this 1 Question in the Test


Question 45 As a Pakistani Lawyer your priority is , Select all the applicable answers
a) Help Justice system to Prosecute offenders / Represent Clients Legally , if they are honest and did not commit a crime
b) Dance around in Black Suit Doing Mujra on Streets
c) Grow your offshore UAE accounts and buy a Villa with Illegal payments
d) Demand Down Payments in Dollar to help Criminals escape Pakistan
e) Process Maximum Number of Bails for Political Criminals even if Bail needs to be processed at 3 am in night
f) Less urgency on cases involving poor clients

Note from Federal State Authorities :
Mujra is not a criminal act if you feel you want to select Mujra , highlight it with Circle, Please press the marker hard to circle it correctly (if you feel like that is the most important thing!)

If you circle the items incorrectly you may be deducted 10 points for wrong answer
 
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