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PAKISTANI MATH QUESTION PAPER
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Math Exam Time 3 hours Full Marks 100
All questions are compulsory.

i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii)Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be
forced to join Al Qayda group or will be send to jehad in kashmir .
iii)Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students may
keep their daggers,Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self
defense.
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1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wifes in his house.
Abduldistributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest
and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and
each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has 1700 Rupaye left
in his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find
out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn money
so that his wives do not starve.

2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marihuana, hasis, haroine and
LHD s are 50, 60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of
Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim , a
buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LHD he bought.

3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its
original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball due to
tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran bowled 9.3
overs.

4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Badr Kidnapping & Murder Private
Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the
people he threats are cinema stars in lahore, 30% are Businessman in
karachi, 20% are Cricket Players in islamabad and 10% are shopkeepres in
peshawar . IF isd charges are rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from
Mohammed's city Islamabad to karachi, lahore and peshawar respectively and
he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month. Find out The No of
Cinema stars in Lahore , threatened in that particular month.

5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47.one AK 49,one Rocket
Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron roots for
training .One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket
Launcher costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of Rdx Bomb attached
with remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist group admitts 2000 new people
every year out of which 30 % are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign
Money Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to run such a group.

6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is given by the following
equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i ; Find out x.

7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %.Probabilty
of a Military general to be shot is 80 % . FInd the joint probability of a
Prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general.

8) Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem with
Osama BIn Ladens Correction (That is taking he value of PI = 786 instead of
3.14....), if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon.

9) A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not too
far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The
wind is blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal
to the speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured with
respect to the air!) The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the
time during the flight. Will the airplane ever reach Kargil ?
What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the airplane, where k
is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the
trajectory of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course) in each
of the three cases: k=1, k 1 and k<1.

10) Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of "Bisection of a Trinagle" with
a Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as KASHMIR


:enjoy:
 
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What the hell is this....damn hilarious...
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
P.S. But at the same time shows certain things that certainly not happen in Pakistan.
 
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“I'll publish, right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.” - Lord Byron

Nice one fatman sir.
 
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