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Pak destroying brand value of ‘ISI Mark’ with 2 terrorists caught in a month: India

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New Delhi: After a second Pakistani terrorist was caught alive in less than a month, India blamed Pakistan today for destroying the brand value of ‘ISI’.


Substandard terrorists from Pakistan

Sajjad Ahmed, the Pakistani terrorist caught on Thursday, had been tasked with setting up a base for Lashkar-e-Taiba in Rafiabad, some 76km from Srinagar, in India.

Speaking at a press conference, Prakash Jindal, spokesperson for the Prime Minister’s Office said, “We are extremely dismayed at Pakistan not taking their job seriously. Clearly, the recent crop of terrorists could do with better training – they can at the very least try to not be caught alive. We need better professionalism from Pakistan, after all we have captured two terrorists alive in less than a month.”

Referring to the ISI he said, “What will be the brand value of our ISI Mark if Pakistan’s ISI becomes a joke? The name itself signifies best in class, and the Pakistani ISI clearly doesn’t deserve an ISI Mark anymore. They managed to hide Bin Laden for five years and now they cannot even manage one shoddy terrorist. Maybe they should change the name?”

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New Delhi: After a second Pakistani terrorist was caught alive in less than a month, India blamed Pakistan today for destroying the brand value of ‘ISI’.


Substandard terrorists from Pakistan

Sajjad Ahmed, the Pakistani terrorist caught on Thursday, had been tasked with setting up a base for Lashkar-e-Taiba in Rafiabad, some 76km from Srinagar, in India.

Speaking at a press conference, Prakash Jindal, spokesperson for the Prime Minister’s Office said, “We are extremely dismayed at Pakistan not taking their job seriously. Clearly, the recent crop of terrorists could do with better training – they can at the very least try to not be caught alive. We need better professionalism from Pakistan, after all we have captured two terrorists alive in less than a month.”

Referring to the ISI he said, “What will be the brand value of our ISI Mark if Pakistan’s ISI becomes a joke? The name itself signifies best in class, and the Pakistani ISI clearly doesn’t deserve an ISI Mark anymore. They managed to hide Bin Laden for five years and now they cannot even manage one shoddy terrorist. Maybe they should change the name?”

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