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I'll count till 100 and you better say sorry in a very nice way.......... else.......... we are done.........

I am SORRY you feel this way :D

Alright no Hypey for you, for two days...... that's it.........

Whose to say I was in it in the first place??? ;) thori lift kya keradi aap toh peechay hi per gaye :D :D :D

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WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People, What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $3500. Tux rental-$75.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

NICKNAMES
If Sheila, Candy and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Sheila, Candy and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back..
When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed..
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
You forgot the main thing !!! :woot:

@hinduguy tu batai ga ya men bataon :D
 
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@Hyperion @ZYXW @Mirzay @Aeronaut

IF all you ladies are done bickering, where is my brother Butt? I cannot seem to find him. AND somebody please tell me why Mamba is not here, I was supposed to rendezvous with him here?
 
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Chall bey salay..... tuu nay itnee phenti khayi thee Emperor kay haath..... kay bill-billata phirta tha....... kiya bhol gayya? :D

Sour grapes..... jabb phatt jaye to ussay "not interested" nahi kehtay! :devil:

I am not INTERESTED in NaswarVELAS nor in NaswarVallis........

Go Get some JOB.....:D
 
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AND WHY IS NO BODY PICKING ON @hinduguy? WHY HAS NO ONE REMINDED @RAMPAGE THAT HE'S A PEDO? DO YOU FOLKS NEED TO BE GUIDED EVERY 12 HOURS? MAINTAIN THE STANDARDS OF NASWAR, NO ONE SHOULD LEAVE UNSCATHED.
 
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chal tu hee bata de... :cheesy:
No periods :woot: !!!!!

Besides we take a max time of 10 mins in shower. ( which includes a shave )

We can wear the same suit at every wedding.

these are some points he missed !!!! :D
 
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