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Dirty car is dirty car.


Here in Texas I give up.

I was driving on highway and my car got A-10 warthogged by a bird.


I was just like... :cry:

I live in the desert. I don't like to hire Mallu/Bangladeshis to clean cars. Primarily because they ruin the shine off the paint, and car service station charges AED 40 bucks per clean.

US has pollen problem but not all the time. When I used to drive there, cars didn't get dirty for a whole month!

Niggaz on that double dose of hate medicine on naswar today.. :rofl:



Luckily I have a moon roof.

:P :rofl:

lol @ moon roof. Amreekan kahinka.

Humein dhoop lagti hai, chandni nahi!
 
I live in the desert. I don't like to hire Mallu/Bangladeshis to clean cars. Primarily because they ruin the shine off the paint, and car service station charges AED 40 bucks per clean.

US has pollen problem but not all the time. When I used to drive there, cars didn't get dirty for a whole month!

:woot: :omghaha:
 
I live in the desert. I don't like to hire Mallu/Bangladeshis to clean cars. Primarily because they ruin the shine off the paint, and car service station charges AED 40 bucks per clean.

US has pollen problem but not all the time. When I used to drive there, cars didn't get dirty for a whole month!

Depends which part you're in.

When I was in North East my car rarely got dirty.

In Texas there are soo many birds, and dirt flying around.

I had this guy Hurricane Katrina refugee spit shine my car, and within minutes birds shat on my car.

Some beauitful and crazy stuf here in Texas though.

Today when I was driving home from work, I saw 10,000 bats emerge from under a highway at a red light.


Never seen so many bats in my life.
 

I'm not blaming them, they are cheap - they are like 100 bucks a month! All they have is a bucket of water and some rags. They clean the car in circular motions, after a while you'll note there are circular marks on your car paint.

Plus they are illegal here and police is catching them and if they get caught cleaning my car, I'd be in trouble too.
 
@asim I'm giving you a warning.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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Depends which part you're in.

When I was in North East my car rarely got dirty.

In Texas there are soo many birds, and dirt flying around.

I had this guy Hurricane Katrina refugee spit shine my car, and within minutes birds shat on my car.

Some beauitful and crazy stuf here in Texas though.

Today when I was driving home from work, I saw 10,000 bats emerge from under a highway at a red light.


Never seen so many bats in my life.

You being from Texas also explains a lot. Lol @ spit shine.

I spent sometime in Houston too. I liked it. The most Dubai like place I experienced in the US.
 
I'm not blaming them, they are cheap - they are like 100 bucks a month! All they have is a bucket of water and some rags. They clean the car in circular motions, after a while you'll note there are circular marks on your car paint.

Plus they are illegal here and police is catching them and if they get caught cleaning my car, I'd be in trouble too.
i know there are some illegal people there :)
 
You being from Texas also explains a lot. Lol @ spit shine.

I spent sometime in Houston too. I liked it. The most Dubai like place I experienced in the US.

I moved here last september. I'm a Bahawalpur guy originally. In US from NYC originally, though I lived in CT and New Jersey for a while too.
 
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