Lalo Parsad Apply for a Job In MicroSoft

[IceCold]

Lalo Parsad Apply for a Job In MicroSoft .......He Got a Reply from Bill Gates ....See

Laloo Prasad (BIHAR CHIEF MINISTER) sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post
in Microsoft Corporation, USA.



A few days later he got this reply :

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be
entertained. Thanks".

Bill Gates

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khusi hogee ki hum ko Amreeca mein
naukri mil gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......

" Ab main aap sab ko apnaa Appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par
letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee
karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne
ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates

 

[EagleEyes]

Hilerious. Poor guy.

 

[Flintlock]

Oh he's anything but a poor guy!!

 

[su-47]

here's another Laloo joke.

Raj is driving through a road in bihar when he encounters a heavy traffic jam. So he asks a nearby traffic cop why there's such a heavy traffic jam all of a sudden.

the cop replies, "Laloo Prasad Yadav and his supporters are lying in the middle of the road. Laloo is losing the elections. if he loses, then he will no longer have the power to halt investigations against him, and he will be found guilty of corruption and send to jail. he needs 30 000 more votes to win and he is threatening to pour petrol on himself and set himself on fire.

"So how many votes has he gathered?", asks Raj.

The cop replies," He hasnt gathered any votes, but he has gathered 1500 litres of petrol!"