Indians search for tips on " how to kiss " on Google

[Kompromat]

DNA CorrespondentThursday, December 3, 2009 1:23

Mumbai: The global economic downturn and its local implications were clearly on India's mind as Budget 2009 and Satyam's share price emerged as the fastest rising queries on Google... How boring!

Here's the interesting part of the 2009 year-end Google Zeitgeist for India: When Indians want tips on how to kiss, they turn to Google! In its 'how to...' queries peaking this year, 'how to kiss' topped the search charts.

The first result the search throws up is wikiHow - The How-to Manual That You Can Edit which has steps, tips and warnings on kissing.

'How to hack' and 'how to meditate' followed as top search terms, with '...flirt' coming in at seven and '...download' at 10.

India also mourned the untimely demise of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, and looked for the latest buzz word 'Twitter' but without impacting the good old Indian Railways and Gmail, which emerged as the most popular online destinations.

Ahead of Jackson, however, was actor Katrina Kaif as the most popular celebrity, and at number three was actor Salman Khan. Cricket superstar Sachin Tendulkar came a distant No 10 in the most popular celebrity list. Politicians like Rahul Gandhi and Sachin Pilot emerged as the new faces of the country's political leadership. Google studied the
aggregation of billions of queries.




Indians search for tips on 'how to kiss' on Google - dnaindia.com

 

[gubbi]

Whatever it takes to please your women! Better be a man and learn to please than "suck" literally!

 

[FlickerSingh]

I recall my 1st kiss many many years ago. I took my brother's advise and closed my eyes and grabbed her head and stuck out my tongue into her mouth and was thinking why she was not replying. I open my eyes only to realise I had stuck my tongue in her ear. Pity no google then

 

[Balance]

Why Google for such things? We have Imran Hashmi for visual training!

 

[Srinivas]

Indeed one has to have good skill to kiss and please a woman.



I read some where

 

[Kompromat]

@ Su-30 , it means kay " Ham peechay reh gaye"

 

[r3alist]

Whatever it takes to please your women! Better be a man and learn to please than "suck" literally!

who says its for women, alot of gays probably coming out in india since the law change.

 

[Awesome]

Haha, I'm pretty sure Pakistanis are searching for far more disgusting things .

On the other hand, Google is definitely taking over.

The other day a cousin of mine was looking for a long lost old friend of his, when he came to Dubai after a decade. He asks a cop friend of his to help him out, and he couldn't. When I heard, I did a simple google and his name popped up with his number.

 

[DaRk WaVe]

who says its for women, alot of gays probably coming out in india since the law change.

wah g bra pta ha, u tried it??

alot of gays probably coming out in india since the law change.

 

[Trisonics]

who says its for women, alot of gays probably coming out in india since the law change.

Are you excited?

 

[vsdoc]

It is sad that the people who taught the world how to make love (and kiss, among other things) now need to Google for how to kiss.

Personally, the best earliest tutorials are always live ..... and the best teachers older women.

Cheers, Doc

 

[Iggy]

who says its for women, alot of gays probably coming out in india since the law change.

Whats wrong with gay people??they are still humans na??

 

[Jumeirah]

who says its for women, alot of gays probably coming out in india since the law change.

Why dont you get some tips from your mates in Gautama bay "how to eat Hot Dogs for Breakfast"

 

[KillBill]

Haha, I'm pretty sure Pakistanis are searching for far more disgusting things .

On the other hand, Google is definitely taking over.

The other day a cousin of mine was looking for a long lost old friend of his, when he came to Dubai after a decade. He asks a cop friend of his to help him out, and he couldn't. When I heard, I did a simple google and his name popped up with his number.

Ahem then may be US Gov should do a google search on "Where is Osama Bin Laden?"

 

[DaRk WaVe]

Ahem then may be US Gov should do a google search on "Where is Osama Bin Laden?"

According to CIA he's in Quetta