Windjammer
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A lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...
DEAR Sumitra Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis
has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You
are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH
His wife replied...
TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with
the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I
gave him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Pleas! e don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can survive the month using this balance...Shall I plan the
same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
.
.
Kichi
DEAR Sumitra Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis
has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You
are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH
His wife replied...
TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with
the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I
gave him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Pleas! e don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can survive the month using this balance...Shall I plan the
same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
.
.
Kichi
