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INDIA WANTS TO USE FLESH-EATING TURTLES TO RID THE GANGES RIVER OF DECOMPOSING BODIES

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India’s Ganges river is the main source of water for half a billion people. It’s also holy to the country’s almost 1 billion Hindus, who bathe in the river to be cleansed of their sins.

But the river’s cleansing abilities are limited by the fact that the Ganges is one of the world’s most polluted waterways: A billion gallons of raw sewage and industrial waste currently pour into it every day.

The Indian government’s most recent initiative to tackle the pollution problem, Namami Gange, was announced in 2014 and promised $3 billion in funding. So far, it has yielded very few results, and a 2017 investigation concluded that just $205 million had been spent.

Still, the government has launched some pretty outlandish plans, including breeding thousands of flesh-eating turtles to deal with the 200 tons of half-cremated, decomposing bodies that Hindus place in the river at Varanasi every year, and commissioning an official pop anthem for the river to rouse patriotic sentiment.

With a growing scandal on its hands, Narendra Modi’s government is scrambling to finish planned Ganges projects before the 2019 general elections. But environmental scientist and campaigner Rakesh Jaiswal said he hasn’t seen any change so far. “The situation is worsening, and in the last 24 years I have seen no improvement at all,” he told VICE News.



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Let me guess : after finding no one to set up a
carnivorous turtle farm in India ... because let's
face it these things bite n' 'r' faster than Indians,

they'll be bought from outside Desi with no MMI
probably from these guys,
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but it's still in fine a simpler & faster solution
than making idiots understand about cholera,
okay got that!

Sad out, Tay.
 
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Bet those turtles will grow huge with the amount of meat they have to consume...

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Let me guess : after finding no one to set up a
carnivorous turtle farm in India ... because let's
face it these things bite n' 'r' faster than Indians,

they'll be bought from outside Desi with no MMI
probably from these guys,
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but it's still in fine a simpler & faster solution
than making idiots understand about cholera,
okay got that!

Sad out, Tay.
Instead of turtles they should breed Piranha fish, man that eats fast but only one problem they could eat bathing devotees as well but this will solve increasing population also.
 
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...they should breed Piranha fish, man that eats fast...

That's harsh my good mate, not because of your following comment
but because piranhas like cattle flesh even more than human flesh.

The Indians may not spot the problem with man-eating turtles due to
that population overload but they'll spot a cow-tastrophy like that from
dozens of kliks because they value its potential victims more?

Or they'd have to be genetically modified fish and we're back to _thumb_574e1498-5efe-44ff-b7d8-7159a75df1ae.png.

Good zombie apocalypse everybody, Tay.
 
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Turtles should nibble on carcasses whereas again,
a croc will gladly land and pull a cow underwater.

I'm pretty sure they thought about it.

Good day, Tay.
 
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