India and Indians through 2 cows theory

[Soumitra]

There was a point in history when philosophers came up with the genius idea that they could teach plebs some philosophy if they could somehow find a way to break down their complex ideas using simplistic metaphors. They must've figured out that if the farmer had to understand the world, they needed to be taught in a manner they'd understand it. Suddenly, philosophers were talking about sheep, cattle, birds, sand, ocean and whatnot. And that's perhaps how the 'You have two cows' thing started. It explained political-economics like no other theory, and the best part? It was simple.

We were so impressed by the two cows theory, we had to use it to describe Indian things. Hope you guys appreciate it. And please, do take it with a pinch of salt.

https://www.scoopwhoop.com/India-An...ows-Theory/#.n2zcn5ygy?ref=social&type=fb&b=0

 

[Soumitra]

 

[Spring Onion]

So basically every state in India is milking the god.

 

[randomradio]

So basically every state in India is milking the god.

"There was a point in history when philosophers came up with the genius idea that they could teach plebs some philosophy if they could somehow find a way to break down their complex ideas using simplistic metaphors. They must've figured out that if the farmer had to understand the world, they needed to be taught in a manner they'd understand it."

Since you failed to understand even the most simplistic of metaphors, what does that tell you?

 

[scorpionx]

In Bengal if you have two cows one must be a communist who voted for Congress and the other must be another communist who voted for TMC.

 

[Soumitra]

 

[knight11]

@waz please delete such stupid thread.

 

[T90TankGuy]

This should be in members club , Funny none the less

 

[Spring Onion]

"There was a point in history when philosophers came up with the genius idea that they could teach plebs some philosophy if they could somehow find a way to break down their complex ideas using simplistic metaphors. They must've figured out that if the farmer had to understand the world, they needed to be taught in a manner they'd understand it."

Since you failed to understand even the most simplistic of metaphors, what does that tell you?

Actually you failed to understand the piece depicting your own politically flawed situation

This should be in members club , Funny none the less

nah serious political ground realities based on thinking in India.

 

[Gibbs]

.. Good one.. But some of the characters mentioned i'm not aware of, but funny nonetheless

 

[Nair saab]

There is not one worth joke in this...

 

[NHUDA]

i have read the Original Cow Series and thn in recent past thr was an expansion of the original series going viral it include more economic scenarios ... based on that parameter although i is a Good attempt but it is not as ironic / catchy / funny /sarcastic (as the case apply) as it should be ... and at times the creator seem to be stretching too far to get his point across !!!

nevertheless still a good attempt and a welcome post !

 

[Soumitra]

i have read the Original Cow Series and thn in recent past thr was an expansion of the original series going viral it include more economic scenarios ... based on that parameter although i is a Good attempt but it is not as ironic / catchy / funny /sarcastic (as the case apply) as it should be ... and at times the creator seem to be stretching too far to get his point across !!!

nevertheless still a good attempt and a welcome post !

http://9gag.com/gag/6653870/you-have-two-cows

 

[Noore]

So basically every state in India is milking the god.

Goddess.
Correction advised

 

[wiseone2]

@waz please delete such stupid thread.

it is funny