Happy birth day "KRAIT"

[Imran Khan]

Doston ke saath tha......

jhoot

 

[KRAIT]

Yehi dua karti hoon khuda se, Aapki zindagi mein koi Gum na ho,
Janam din per mile hazaron khushiyan, Chahe unn main shaamil hum na ho.

Jitni humein mile usse kahin jyada aapko khushiyan mile. Waise jald hi milne wali hai aapko. Duniya ki sabse badi khushi.

jhoot

Sahi kah raha hun dost.....dophar se gayab tha....

Happy Birthday dude.
Wesey, yea local aur personal news hey.

Aaj to chod do mujh masoom ko Windy bhai.

 

[Salik]

Doston ke saath tha......

Lie, snakes have no friends, except one in the season

 

[KRAIT]

Sada suhagan reho KRAIT-

Suhagan....WTF....Main kunwara hun abhi tak....

 

[KRAIT]

WTF?

How did this well-kept military secret leak out?

Oh, well, now that it's out - happy birthday, and may we continue to enjoy your, errrm, biting wit.

Thanks Joe sir. I told to Jat Balwan and he did the crime.

Yup, and a beautiful princess does the kissing, while the kissee turns into a handsome prince. This is known as poetic license.

There are environmental hazards. If you do the kissing, Krait will turn into Imran Khan! Be careful what you wish for.

Before turning to Imran Khan I will commit suicide. Buddhe kunware hone se acha hai ki maut ko gale laga lun.

 

[Umair Nawaz]

Happy Birthday Ustad G!!!

I have a very high respect for KRAIT

 

[COLDHEARTED AVIATOR]

Happy Birthday!!

 

[JAT BALWAN]

Oye Krait aa gaya...

Chalo sab log bacche ko koochi-koochi karo....

Happy Birthday Ustad G!!!

I have a very high respect for KRAIT

Tana mat maar kambakht ... aaj bacche ka b`day hai...

 

[ajtr]

mardon ko to bas zindagi main 2 moqon par khushi milti hai

1) Jab unki shaadi hoti hai...

2) Shaadi ke baad jab bhi unki biwi apne maa baap ke ghar jaati hai aur husband ko thora chain ka saans mil jaata hai tanhayi main

I think Krait bhai ki shaadi ho chuki hai - option two applies to him...

twadi shadi bhi lagda hai mainu hi karwani padegi.

 

[JAT BALWAN]

jhoot

Ab iss ko pata thori hai ... ye kaam aapne 50 saal pehle kar ke chhor diye...

 

[kumarkumar1867]

Chalo sab log bacche ko koochi-koochi karo....

Haan Krait sahab, iss bache ko koochi-koochi karo. Bade bujurg log jaise ke Imran Bhai unse Ashirwaad lo.

Mujhe toh Daaru chahiye Boss, I remember how well & beautifully you described your winery adventures in some thread... mujhe padh kar hi Nashaa sa ho gaya tha !!

And aapki Room ke door windows band kar cigerrete smoking ka mahoool banane waali baat main bhi college days mein try kiyaa karta tha.

 

[Developereo]

Happy birthday.
Have an extra piece of cake. Make it chocolate!

 

[Yogi]

happy b'day brthr...

 

[KRAIT]

mardon ko to bas zindagi main 2 moqon par khushi milti hai
1) Jab unki shaadi hoti hai...
2) Shaadi ke baad jab bhi unki biwi apne maa baap ke ghar jaati hai aur husband ko thora chain ka saans mil jaata hai tanhayi main
I think Krait bhai ki shaadi ho chuki hai - option two applies to him...

Baat to sahi ki hai....
Waise Zakii bhai abhi tak shaadi nahin hui...bacha hua hun....

 

[Aleesha]

Happy Birthday
May you Live long with Happiness and Prosperity