Congratulations ISIS, you just won a visit from some very dangerous men
by
TheLeastICouldDo · 3 days ago
This guy does not sip wine and eat baguettes
See this guy, he is like Samoan or something and he can bench press a truck.
These guys are not impressed with anything you have
France has been outsourcing badasses for a hundred and eighty years.
Professional soldiers from 140 countries make up the Foreign Legion
These bastards came to chew bubble gum and set your town on fire. They are out of bubble gum.
Their only reason to exist is to represent France on foreign soil. With a gun
These are not soldiers who signed up for a paycheck or to serve their country. These are men who want to shoot at bad guys on a regular basis.
They don't call this a special opperation. They call this Tuesday
They didn't bring a lunch and they expect you to provide one. They only eat red meat and the tears of their enemies.
You probably think they no longer exist. That is because they don't leave witnesses
These guys have a heartbeat of 1bpm. Recruits who can't run two miles in under ten minutes are not allowed to start training.
Seriously their ceremonial uniform involves waving a goddamn ax around
You see that apron? it's to keep your blood off their nice uniform
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