Alien's to attack earth in november this year?

[Developereo]

Listen up, people.

I just got off the phone with the Gootan Commander. (I, er, know him from school.) He/She/It has agreed to call off the invasion if we pay them ... one JILLION dollars.

Luckily, there's a bank in Nigeria (I know the manager) that will collect the funds.

I urge you all to send your contributions to this bank account: 707-4LM0R0N5

Don't wait.
Save the Earth!
Send me (er, the bank) the money NOW!

 

[Safriz]

good..
now please close the thread somebody

 

[IndianArmy]

Aliens!!!!!!! ? No one can kill us but us!!!! Bring it oon Aliens !!!! Lets see who kills us first...

 

[Don777]

No worries, we'll just upload a computer virus into their mothership.

If they attack us, we will send Politicaians to there planet. Once they reach there, no one in this Universe will dare to attack, it will be a perfect revange.

 

[Patriot]

Listen up, people.

I just got off the phone with the Gootan Commander. (I, er, know him from school.) He/She/It has agreed to call off the invasion if we pay them ... one JILLION dollars.

Luckily, there's a bank in Nigeria (I know the manager) that will collect the funds.

I urge you all to send your contributions to this bank account: 707-4LM0R0N5

Don't wait.
Save the Earth!
Send me (er, the bank) the money NOW!

Sir, Do you accept payments via PayPal?

Aliens!!!!!!! ? No one can kill us but us!!!! Bring it oon Aliens !!!! Lets see who kills us first...

Build your bunkers - The Gootan Army will be here soon.

 

[harpoon]

If the attack is led by Darth Vader, I may join him and become part of the empire and crush the rebel scums.

 

[Icarus]

The 'WTF' quotient on this forum just crossed all anticipated thresholds.

Meanwhile, here's a picture of a sample of the Gootanese' favourite pass time, stacking farm animals.

 

[IndianArmy]

Build your bunkers - The Gootan Army will be here soon.

Bunkers are ready, be it Gootans or Orangutans.

 

[Icarus]

Bunkers are ready, be it Gootans or Orangutans.

Could there be an alliance between the two?????????
My God, we're doomed!

 

[Audio]

Distance of radio signals emitted from Earth in the last 200 years as seen on a galactic scale.

The chances of us winning over some galactic civilization are less than slim.

 

[IndianArmy]

Could there be an alliance between the two?????????
My God, we're doomed!

I suspect , I just got an Inside information that an Orangutan has climbed a tree top with its tail pointing the sky, high radio frequency has been measured in that area. The area has been cordoned leaving just the Monkey and Tree.

Man I new I could be an Author someday.

 

[Patriot]

Bunkers are ready, be it Gootans or Orangutans.

They might have bunker busting lasers.Let's hope our leaders form strong strategic alliance with Gootan Armed Forces.It would be much better to join Alien Forces.

 

[Icarus]

Distance of radio signals emitted from Earth in the last 200 years as seen on a galactic scale.

The chances of us winning over some galactic civilization are less than slim.

Somebody call the French, we will need specialists in the art of surrendering at the first sign of trouble!

LET'S SUBSCRIBE, IT WILL PROBABLY BE THE BEST SPENT 9 EUROS IN OUR LIVES!

 

[Patriot]

Somebody call the French, we will need specialists in the art of surrendering at the first sign of trouble!

LET'S SUBSCRIBE, IT WILL PROBABLY BE THE BEST SPENT 9 EUROS IN OUR LIVES!

Sir Zootan Army have stealthy features - You can't see their soldiers - For all we know they could be roaming in various of the world right now making a list of targets.

 

[Safriz]

Bunkers are ready, be it Gootans or Orangutans.

OMG. the op did say the gootans have landed in indonesia..
are the orangutans.....gootans?
awaiting orders fron darthwader?