A Befitting Reply to Altaf from Imran Khan

[rockstar08]

Begherat insaan, MQM kai jalsay par larkiya nahi naachti?

they do i guess , everyone has a right to do anything they want , free country , free people

@HRK @dexter - Altaf Bhai key jagaaa Armstrong Bhai ko Leader kiyun nahin maan leiteiii ?

Kiya mein aap ka apnaa nahin hooon ?

yaar ap tu Butt sahab ho , ap kahan a rahe ho is mess mai
main khud punjab shift hone ki koshish ker raha hun aur ap karachi ane ki baat kerte ho

 

[Bratva]

Shukar hai, baigharat hee kaha, warna is forum pey to to Indian honay ka bhee ilzaam lag jata hai.

You are abusing rest of pakistan since many years long before IK came in to scene. Your party used to say Mujra is conducted in every house of Punjab. Watch youtube videos. Like I said earlier. Lanat on those who defend abusive language of Altaf hussain.

 

[Donatello]

MQM needs to be eliminated.

 

[Spring Onion]

that's it ?? one liner
no MQM supporter , no bhatta khor , no AH lover , no traitors , etc etc ... common man you are out of energy

YES thats it for the time being since you claim there no such thing as you mentioned (in bold) so lets give you a chance therefore how about replacing altaf

 

[Waffen SS]

MQM needs to be eliminated.

Calm down Josef Stalin.

We don't get intimidated by this hot air.

 

[Bilal.]

Begherat insaan, MQM kai jalsay par larkiya nahi naachti?

MQM ki auratien ban sawar ke jalson mien nachien tau liberalism.

PTI ki auratien nachien tau badhkari.

Psycho admi ke psycho perokaro ki pagal logic.

 

[Frankenstein]

Jab se Altaf Hussain university ki announcement hoi ha, MQM ke support thori bar gye ha. Maybe in nalikoon ko merit ki jaga Altaf ke jute chatne par admission mil raha ha isliye. Good ha!

 

[rockstar08]

YES thats it for the time being since you claim there no such thing as you mentioned (in bold) so lets give you a chance therefore how about replacing altaf

why not PML N ?
i can be a good leader , i promise , at least better than anyone that exists so far

 

[Armstrong]

yaar ap tu Butt sahab ho , ap kahan a rahe ho is mess mai
main khud punjab shift hone ki koshish ker raha hun aur ap karachi ane ki baat kerte ho

Aaap ko Punjab aaneiii hi nahin deiiin !

Punjab belongs to me !

No Urdu speakers allowed !

But @dexter and @HRK bhai can come anytime !

Because they both love Biryani just as I do and that makes us Brothers !

 

[rockstar08]

Aaap ko Punjab aaneiii hi nahin deiiin !

Punjab belongs to me !

No Urdu speakers allowed !

But @dexter and @HRK bhai can come anytime !

Because they both love Biryani just as I do and that makes us Brothers !

what makes you think i dont like Biryani ?

thek hai butt Sahab , dil tord diya apne

jao hum nai ayen gay , Punjab .... waise bhi UAE ka visa abhi sasta hai , wahan buhat butts hai,

aur ap jab karachi ayen gay , tu ap ko hum Quaid-e-Azam ke mazaar pe nai le jayen gay

 

[HRK]

Aaap ko Punjab aaneiii hi nahin deiiin !
No Urdu speakers allowed !

Oye jagirdarra daroo us waqat se jab hamare bhai LAHORE AIRPORT per land karain ga .....

 

[Armstrong]

what makes you think i dont like Biryani ?

thek hai butt Sahab , dil tord diya apne

jao hum nai ayen gay , Punjab .... waise bhi UAE ka visa abhi sasta hai , wahan buhat butts hai,

aur ap jab karachi ayen gay , tu ap ko hum Quaid-e-Azam ke mazaar pe nai le jayen gay

Chalooo bhai aajaooo Punjab; hum kaiseiii rokkk sakteiii hain ?

But you'd better start speaking Urdu with a different accent than Farooq Sattar !

Its taken me ages to correct @HRK bhai and @dexter 's accents !

Pehleiii tou samajhe nahin aa rahiii ho ti thiii keh buraa bhalaa kehteiii hoveiii bhiii Urdu itni nafees bolteiii theiiii @HRK bhai and @dexter keh bandaa pareshaan ho jaiii !

 

[rockstar08]

Oye jagirdarra daroo us waqat se jab hamare bhai LAHORE AIRPORT per land karain ga .....

hahahahahha itna maaren gay na saare Punjabi mil ke bhai ko lolz
looking at his speeches , the time is not so far when we see a airport in 90 . only for AH to land hahahhaha

Chalooo bhai aajaooo Punjab; hum kaiseiii rokkk sakteiii hain ?

But you'd better start speaking Urdu with a different accent than Farooq Sattar !

Its taken me ages to correct @HRK bhai and @dexter 's accents !

Pehleiii tou samajhe nahin aa rahiii ho ti thiii keh buraa bhalaa kehteiii hoveiii bhiii Urdu itni nafees bolteiii theiiii @HRK bhai and @dexter keh bandaa pareshaan ho jaiii !

Nai butt sahab choro yaar , dil tor diya , ab kia ?

chalo Punjab nai tu Azaad Kashmir hi sahi , wahan tu butt sahab ap ki gunda gardi nai hai na

 

[HRK]

@Armstrong yara you are more then welcome to attend expected Lahore/Islamabad Jalsa within this week to show your solidraty with Bhai ....

 

[Armstrong]

Nai butt sahab choro yaar , dil tor diya , ab kia ?

chalo Punjab nai tu Azaad Kashmir hi sahi , wahan tu butt sahab ap ki gunda gardi nai hai na

Oh nahin....nahin yaaar aa jaooo Punjab !

Butt tou har jagaa hotaa haiii !

Aaakhir Quaid-e-Azam bhi tou Butt theiii !

Kiyun @HRK bhai apneiii Baba-e-Qaum ka bhi tou naaam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Butt thaaa na ?