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Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

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He must be fcking kidding to select only one:suicide:....yeah forget the last two(saara mood kharab kar dia)...
 
Husbnd- Janu ek kiss kar lu..??

Wife- nahi..

Husb- Saree la dunga..

Wife- Bilkul nahi..

Husbnd- Jwellery la dunga..

Wife- Ek bar bola na, nahi,,
Pass me soya hua Beta bola-

"Meri le lo,, Cycle la dena"

:D

Wife takes very ill husband to Doctor.

Doctor advices to wife:
-Give him Healthy breakfast daily,
-Be Pleasant & in Good mood.
-Cook tasty Dinner &
-Don't discuss ur problems with him.
-Stop watching tv shows & facebook.
-Don't demand new jewels.

If u can do this for one year, Ur husband will be ok.
On the way to home,
husband asks wife:
What did Doctor say ?

Wife: Bachna mushkil hai! :P
 
Forget the wife- and the last two-
Saweray saweray dil khush ker ditta-
wah Allah nay kya cheez banai hai- :smitten:-

@KRAIT
idher aa yh dekh or bata therki honay per fakhar nai feel hota :D-

Man those girls ya im talking about girls not the last two demons, are very very beautiful.

Thinking to take all of them in my Harem except last two.
 
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