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Hassi toh patti might not be true per bahot hassi toh pakka fassi is true :) . It is very easy to guess from the way girl reacts around you and with you that she is into you or not but some MEN are not ready to take the hint .

From a Relationship Veteran :D
 
They are not brown but , but rather fair and lovely

No desi will admit they are really not fair

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@Talon Good thread. I will write a similar thread for boys too. :D
Do quote me! :angel:

It was a joke. duh!

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I know but my interest was genuine :rofl:

You were quoting Koranic verses to prove some kind of gender equality . May be I got you wrong .
But this does not change the fact that Liberal Feminism is "somewhat" against the Islamic teachings .


Every one has his/her own views . Socialism ensures max. gender equality , thats why I mentioned it .

Also it is debatable wether the original Islam was capitalist or was it more socialist !!

Well I was bringing Islam in coz everytime I typed gender related stuff here in Europe I got gender issues in Middle east and South Asia....since I know more about South Asia I posted that...2nd category came Islam and women so I talked about that....blame google search :blink:
 
Although might be termed as gross generalization, as always there are exceptions to the following observations of desi's in US

Desi girls have awful dressing sense, and in general have some inferiority complex towards latinas, Oriental asians, and Caucasian females.
Not sure if you have seen European girls :rofl: during Autumn you will see shades of grey during the short summer they will be wearing something so bright no wonder sunglasses get sold quickly! :blink:

Desi men, often complain about desi chicks and their attitude and physical attributes, but seldom look in the mirror at their own skinny arms and pot bellies.

Majority of desi men cannot even crank out 20 Pushups or 5 pull ups

Majority of Desi guys dress like dorks with tucked in formal shirts, with Jeans, whitish sneakers, 70's haircut and a backpack....

Majority of desi's have no appreciation of other cusines, and prefer to eat spicy plates of hot Lava, day in and day out.

Majority of desis drive Honda's and toyotas (which i don't have anything against)...

Desis in both sexes would mess around with other races but would not marry out of race/nationality

...............................................................there are exceptions to these, so no need to get pissed off, If you do belong to these observation - digest it with some sense of humor

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Hassi toh patti might not be true per bahot hassi toh pakka fassi is true :) . It is very easy to guess from the way girl reacts around you and with you that she is into you or not but some MEN are not ready to take the hint .

From a Relationship Veteran :D
:rofl: to fassi!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

Blind to hints...I call them boys ....they havent grown into a man ;)
 
They are not brown but , but rather fair and lovely

No desi will admit they are really not fair

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NO strictly ''Male'' person will use these creams :lol:
On a serious note it is called Inferiority complex
 
It works both ways. Most women misinterpret genuine courteousness from men as flirting too. Men are always in two minds on how to interact with women with whom they share a platonic relationship with. This wouldn't be so if women weren't so presumptuous about our intentions.
And the same goes for the opposite sex!

It is biologically true a girl matures faster than a boy and also neurologically true! So a 13 yr old girl telling a guy to take a hike in polite words USUALLY doesnt drill into a 13 yr old boy! Likewise if the so called man wants to remain a boy for eternity!

@sandy_3126 Sabke apne apne jeene ke andaaj hote hain. Aapko jo nahin pasand, jaroori nahi sabko aisa lage.

Baat carry karne ki hoti hai, choices ki hoti hai.

Aapki post se to aap khud hi aapki definition waale "Desi" lag rahe ho, jo simple logon, mote logon ko aise bula rahe ho. No offence.
Actually its not just mote its the skinny ones too....

Har kisi ke paas itna paisa nahi hota, unka culture different hota, har koi kuch naya try karna chahta hai.
BELIEVE ME most are sitting on chunks of gold just KANJOOOOSSSSSSS!! About different culture....flirting with gori is somehow fine, take few pix and then marry mummy's choice is kinda funny if you ask me! :rofl:

Maine bahut desi dekhen hain, sabse jyada honest aur caring hote hain.
rare species tie one down with yourself...mark my word they are close to extinction!

Koi accident hone pe so called modern log help karne ke liye shayad nahin aayenge, ek desi aadmi sab kaam chodkar aapki help karega.
true

Spicy khana to hamara culture hai. Hamare village main to farmers ek roti ek onion se pet bhar lete hain.
yea well, that doesnt really count as being a turn up against other cuisines!

Yahi desi ladke jab padne jaate hain to paani main namak aur mirch milake roti kha lete hain taaki paise bachen.
not soo true...many will live together and get turns to cook and clean the house...I have heard of 13 in 2 bedroom...I was like yikes!! And agar yahin apnay village mein kerna paray tou you will never hear the end of it!!

Main small town main bhi raha hun, mere state ki capital main bhi. Sab try kiya hai.

Kabhi desi life ji ke dekhna, so called modern life boring lagegi. :enjoy:

BTW there are exceptions in this case too. ;)
 
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If a girl calls you bro when you start talking to her, she thinks you have evil intention against her. :D
 
@KRAIT this still applies to local:

About different culture....flirting with gori is somehow fine, take few pix and then marry mummy's choice is kinda funny if you ask me! :rofl:


If a girl calls you bro when you start talking to her, she thinks you have evil intention against her. :D


Err depends...Usually its just to play safe...Better safe than sorry
 
@KRAIT this still applies to local:
About different culture....flirting with gori is somehow fine, take few pix and then marry mummy's choice is kinda funny if you ask me! :rofl:
Err depends...Usually its just to play safe...Better safe than sorry
Depends on where any of us has gone to.
 
Depends on where any of us has gone to.
Or simply depends how fast desi guys can mature and make THEIR OWN DECISIONS rather than waiting for someone to influence them and then blaming if anything goes wrong or waiting for mama to show me the light when the poor lady is hoping he will take care of me instead of me doing all the thinking...seriously i beat any of my cousins who cant suggest something...it simply means they aint thinking and if they are not then it just burdens the parents plus makes their brain useless!!
 
It is kind of unfair to generalize. Some 5 years ago I was stalked by a very attractive girl. It was a living hell for me. An example of a desi guy being stalked by a desi girl
 

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